Sitemap - 2025 - Cartoons Hate Her

The Friendzone is a Teenage Rite of Passage

How SSRIs Became the Female Fedora

When Finding the Odd Girl Out Becomes Female Bonding

Many Such Takes: Rage Video Du Jour, Trump's Health, Gaylors and More

What I Wore in London and Paris

Women Marrying Men is Normal

The Germs Aren't Real, They Can't Hurt You

I Won't Beef You Into Virality

The Mommy Wars Are Class Wars

Many Such Takes: Phones in Schools, Cracker Barrel Goes Woke, Adoption and More

Is it Time to MILFmaxx?

The Case for Redshirting Summer Birthday Kids

Don't Use Celebrities as an Example

The Girls Who Aren’t Pretty

The Redemption Arc of My Ugly Shoes

You Can't "Just Do Things," Actually

Wanting to be Rich Isn't the Same Thing As Wanting to Abolish Capitalism

The Therapy Buzzwords That Confirm Your Beliefs

Many Such Takes: Sorority Dances, Stomp Clap Hey, Goon Books, And More

All Relationships Are Transactional

Your Tradwife is Being Fingered in the Hotel Lobby

Your Enemy isn't Feminism or Capitalism. It's "Not Being Rich."

Don't Delay Dating to "Build Yourself"

Kids' Naughty Behavior is Really Funny Sometimes

Many Such Takes: Sydney Sweeney, Pamela Anderson, Sexbots, and More

Democrats Have a "Crazy People Online" Problem

No, a Dress Isn't a Right Wing Statement

Some Liberalism and Feminism, as a Treat

I'm Calling For A Total Shutdown of NYT Articles About The Emotional Labor of Dealing with Men

A Tantrum Isn't An Emergency

Many Such Takes: Conversation with Nicholas Decker, Lib Qanon, The List, 1965

I Was Targeted on an Anonymous Gossip App

Fashion Favorites of July

Nobody is Doing "Heterofatalism," But Also, It's Good

The Olds Thought Your Pop Icons Were Stupid Too

Oops, We Forgot Some Women Like Flirting

They Don't Let You Have Affairs Anymore

Podcast: Matt Yglesias on The Stuff He Never Talks About (for 2 Hours)

Why Did Men Stop Dancing?

The Answer to the Birth Rate Decline: Do My Favorite Thing

Many Such Takes: MechaHitler, Harry Sisson, Patriot Pride, Lalabu, Biblical Divorce and More

My OCD Was In Recovery. Then ChatGPT Arrived.

Bring Back Taboo and Shame

"Expecting More" Only Works if You Currently Expect Too Little

Many Such Takes: Charlize Theron, Sohamgate, Doordash and More

Substack Isn't a Get Rich Quick Scheme

I Went to Paris, and Here's What People Wore

Podcast: Jeremiah Johnson on Dating, Marriage, and Self Improvement

My Sexual Preferences are Natural, Your Sexual Preferences are Evil

Do You Want a Submissive Woman, or Just a Woman Who Likes You?

Many Such Takes: Rizz for Women, Lauren Sanchez, Big Girl Job and More

FREE Article of the Week, Surveys, and More

Fashion Favorites of June

Do Women Have to Lie About Their Jobs to Get More Hinge Matches?

Am I Bad at Dating? No, It's An Entire Gender Who's Wrong

Is The World Ending, or Are You Mentally Ill?

Many Such Takes: Vance on Bluesky, Khamenei the Poster, Baddie Mayoral Wife, Abolish Hospitals

CHH Personal Ads for 6/21

What Should You Wear Instead of Athleisure?

You Should Want Old People to Have Sex

What I Mean When I Say All Straight Relationships Are Unequal

The Problem With Being A Straight Woman is You Have To Like Men

Podcast: Passport Bros with My Real Brother

FREE Article of the Week, and More

The Mystery of the Wear-Nowhere Cocktail Dress

Your Kink Can Be Cringe (And That's Okay)

What if School is Bad, Actually?

Trump Impression: on Arresting Gavin Newsom

What if I'm Autistic, But My Special Interest is Socializing?

FIRST Podcast Episode: Noah Smith on "Coming Out" (As Straight)

Many Such Takes: The Girls are Fighting, Summer Wedding, Orgy Time

Trump Will Always Be the Dom

I Asked My Haters to Critique My "Worst" Outfit

Emergency Trump Impression

Would 5 Inches Change Your Life?

The Emotional Labor of Getting My Employees Back Into The Office

I'm 35 And Haunted By A Prom Nightmare

Many Such Takes: Forbidden Words, Hobbies, 9/11 Parties, Looksmatch Cheating, Patriarchal Girl

CHH Personal Ads, 6/1

My Fashion Favorites of May

Want to be a Tradwife? Go to College.

I Don’t Like The “No-Gifts” Kids' Birthday Parties

Men Aren't Rejecting Women For Making Too Much Money

Be Part of the Biggest CHH Social Experiment Yet

Many Such Takes: Pedro Pascal, SAHD, Sex Ed, and More

How My Husband Cured His Insomnia (Without Medication)

My 20-Year Sexy Clothes Era

The Liberal Joe Rogan Should Be Me

In Defense of "Rude" Questions

I Am The Female Bad Husband

Nobody Cares About How Young You Look

Many Such Takes: Mom Showers, Fat Shot, Fish Photo, and More

CHH Personal Ads

Why Aren't Sexy Clothes High Fashion?

Substack's Pricing Model is Fine, Actually

Millennials Were Never Cool

Many Such Takes: Hitler (General), Dresses Men Like, Not Meant to Work, Woke Pope

It’s OK To Be A Mother's Day Prima Donna

FREE Article of the week, Surveys and More

The Parental Safetyism Arms Race

FREE: Trump on the Pope, the Met Gala, and More

What Does a Feminist Look Like in 2025?

Men Are Delaying Fatherhood To Boyboss

Your Job Won’t Make You Interesting

FREE Article of the Week, Surveys, and More

I Was Extorted by My 60 Year Old Neighbors for $2000

Everything is Eugenics and Human Trafficking, Except Actual Eugenics and Human Trafficking

Men Weren't Meant to be Photographed

Women Are Not Rejecting Men For Being Too Muscular

When Should You Stop Being Naked In Front Of Your Kids?

Many Such Takes: JD Vance vs. Pope, Vladimir STOP, Feeding Dads

FREE Article of the Week, Survey and More

The Clothes People Love (and Hate) on Men

Single? CHH Personal Ads Are Coming!

Are Women Just Better Looking Than Men?

A TV Show Character Doesn't Have To Be Your Best Friend

Many Such Takes: Vagina Smells, Age Gap Discourse, Menswear Guy Drama

FREE CHH article of the week

I've Been Wearing a MAGA Dress

There Are Only So Many Women To Go Around

What Happens to People Who Ask Reddit for Relationship Advice?

How Did My Ancestors Do It?

Many Such Takes: Neoliberal Shill Bracket, White Mirror, Art of the Deal, France

Free Article of the Week + Surveys

You're Not Too Hot to Work

The Men's Fashion Survey Is Finally Here!

The Rachel Dolezals of Blue Collar Work

Cities Should Be Hubs for Families, Not Playgrounds for Affluent 20-Somethings

CHH Sunday Roundup: FREE Article, Surveys, and More

You Will Own Nothing, Except The Libs

Fashion Isn't for Popular Girls

Context: This Person Literally Set Up a Phone to Film This

Don't Blame Millennial Dads for the Birth Rate Decline

When "Hypochondria" is OCD

Many Such Takes: Happy Gayday, Boner Juicing, War GC

FREE: Manly Men Must Defend America from Princess Movies

I Ran Into Someone Who Doesn't Like Me

I Was Wrong About Friendship

Manly Men Must Defend America from Princess Movies

Many Such Takes: Morning Routine, Sabrina Carpenter, Harry Sisson, Abundance

FREE CHH Articles for Everyone!

Sex Doesn't Need to be Empowering

Trump on the Harry Sisson Sex Scandal (FREE)

The Moms are Anxiously Attached

What Happened to the Hipsters?

Let Kids Be Bored

Many Such Takes: Everything is Computer, BookTok GoonSlop, Dr. Smell Book Deal

DOGE is About Sex

How to Happymaxx

Average Men Don't Have the Cards

White Lotus is Rich People Hate-Porn for Rich People

Many Such Takes: JD Vance Edits, Womanly Man Cave, Anora, Steak N Shake

Surveys to Take This Week

MEN: Would you like to be featured in my men's fashion survey?

Survey Results: Do Men and Women Want the Same Things? (Part 2)

Survey Results: Do Men and Women Want the Same Things? (Part 1)

Gen Z is Right: the 2010s Were Fun. They’re Wrong About Why.

Many Such Takes: Spiking Cortisol, Anti-Italian Trans Cabal, No More Dates

Surveys to Take This Week

Today's Right-Wing Influencers Don't "Have It"

On "Choreplay"

Dressing for the Male Gaze, the Female Gaze, and All the Gazes In Between

A Conversation with Will Stancil, The #1 Public Enemy of Twitter and Bluesky

Want to rate 27 women's outfits? Fill out my new survey!

Many Such Takes: Leftist Running Club, Pink Dress Shaming, Deadbeat Dad, Is Josh Seiter Dead?

Happy Anniversary. You Suck!

In Defense of the No-Kids Wedding

It's a Bad Time to Have a Fear of Flying

The Imposter's Guide to the Job Search

The War Between My 4-Year-Old, His Teacher, and 5 Genie Lamps

Many Such Takes: Elon's Baby, Aella on Whatever, Lori Spotting and More

A Free Article About Paywalls

"They're Only Little Once" Is Holding Me Hostage

The Gender Wars are Class Wars

What Women (and Men!) Really Want for Valentine's Day

Many Such Takes: Racist Tweets, Ye at it Again, SAHM PTO, True Crime Brain

Apologies for the Technical Error!

Is there a "Hot Woman Vibe Shift?"

On "Zara Elegance Core" and the Phony Fashion Evolution

Confessions of a Permissive Parent

My First Mailbag of 2025

I'm More Fuckable Than You (Feministly)

Many Such Takes: Hinge Bot, This You?, Menswear Guy, Yam Tits

I Was Wrong About Hookup Culture

But White Women--

Liberals were Cool. Then Your Mom Became One.

WFH Returns Families to Tradition

Many Such Takes: CHH Hacked, Elon Comedy Hour, Dr. Smell Attempted Cancellation, Melania the Hat Man, and More

Due to Popular Demand: the Picky Eater Smoothie Recipe (and Sludge)

When Your Child Only Eats Five Foods

I'm Off Twitter (Because I Was Hacked)

The Curse of "Quirky"

Are You Trad, or is Your World Just Ugly?

Many Such Takes: Baby Registry, Parking Spots, TikTok, Victorian Complaints, They/She

Shame and Guilt Won't Raise the Birth Rate

Advice Column: Book Club Approaches, Sperm Donors, Fertility Timelines, and More

On Fertility Flexing

The Aspiring MILF (or DILF)'s Guide to Fitness

Many Such Takes: Trumpbama, Expensive Books, Subway Safety, Horny German, Fire Takes

Subways are for Babies

The 90s Weren't That Great

Why Aren't Trad Singles Finding Each Other?

Bullshit Jobs are Hard Work

Many Such Takes: Adrian Dittman, Shitting Pants, Ozempic, Breakfast Sandwich

Some Parenting is Bad

The Dumbest Argument Against my Alpha Female Article

My 2025 Predictions and Big 2024 Lookback