Sitemap - 2025 - Cartoons Hate Her

In Defense of "Rude" Questions

I Am The Female Bad Husband

Nobody Cares About How Young You Look

Many Such Takes: Mom Showers, Fat Shot, Fish Photo, and More

CHH Personal Ads

Why Aren't Sexy Clothes High Fashion?

Substack's Pricing Model is Fine, Actually

Millennials Were Never Cool

Many Such Takes: Hitler (General), Dresses Men Like, Not Meant to Work, Woke Pope

It’s OK To Be A Mother's Day Prima Donna

FREE Article of the week, Surveys and More

The Parental Safetyism Arms Race

FREE: Trump on the Pope, the Met Gala, and More

What Does a Feminist Look Like in 2025?

Men Are Delaying Fatherhood To Boyboss

Your Job Won’t Make You Interesting

FREE Article of the Week, Surveys, and More

I Was Extorted by My 60 Year Old Neighbors for $2000

Everything is Eugenics and Human Trafficking, Except Actual Eugenics and Human Trafficking

Men Weren't Meant to be Photographed

Women Are Not Rejecting Men For Being Too Muscular

When Should You Stop Being Naked In Front Of Your Kids?

Many Such Takes: JD Vance vs. Pope, Vladimir STOP, Feeding Dads

FREE Article of the Week, Survey and More

The Clothes People Love (and Hate) on Men

Single? CHH Personal Ads Are Coming!

Are Women Just Better Looking Than Men?

A TV Show Character Doesn't Have To Be Your Best Friend

Many Such Takes: Vagina Smells, Age Gap Discourse, Menswear Guy Drama

FREE CHH article of the week

I've Been Wearing a MAGA Dress

There Are Only So Many Women To Go Around

What Happens to People Who Ask Reddit for Relationship Advice?

How Did My Ancestors Do It?

Many Such Takes: Neoliberal Shill Bracket, White Mirror, Art of the Deal, France

Free Article of the Week + Surveys

You're Not Too Hot to Work

The Men's Fashion Survey Is Finally Here!

The Rachel Dolezals of Blue Collar Work

Cities Should Be Hubs for Families, Not Playgrounds for Affluent 20-Somethings

CHH Sunday Roundup: FREE Article, Surveys, and More

You Will Own Nothing, Except The Libs

Fashion Isn't for Popular Girls

Context: This Person Literally Set Up a Phone to Film This

Don't Blame Millennial Dads for the Birth Rate Decline

When "Hypochondria" is OCD

Many Such Takes: Happy Gayday, Boner Juicing, War GC

FREE: Manly Men Must Defend America from Princess Movies

I Ran Into Someone Who Doesn't Like Me

I Was Wrong About Friendship

Manly Men Must Defend America from Princess Movies

Many Such Takes: Morning Routine, Sabrina Carpenter, Harry Sisson, Abundance

FREE CHH Articles for Everyone!

Sex Doesn't Need to be Empowering

Trump on the Harry Sisson Sex Scandal (FREE)

The Moms are Anxiously Attached

What Happened to the Hipsters?

Let Kids Be Bored

Many Such Takes: Everything is Computer, BookTok GoonSlop, Dr. Smell Book Deal

DOGE is About Sex

How to Happymaxx

Average Men Don't Have the Cards

White Lotus is Rich People Hate-Porn for Rich People

Many Such Takes: JD Vance Edits, Womanly Man Cave, Anora, Steak N Shake

Surveys to Take This Week

MEN: Would you like to be featured in my men's fashion survey?

Survey Results: Do Men and Women Want the Same Things? (Part 2)

Survey Results: Do Men and Women Want the Same Things? (Part 1)

Gen Z is Right: the 2010s Were Fun. They’re Wrong About Why.

I Can’t Dress for "Myself."

Many Such Takes: Spiking Cortisol, Anti-Italian Trans Cabal, No More Dates

Surveys to Take This Week

Today's Right-Wing Influencers Don't "Have It"

On "Choreplay"

Dressing for the Male Gaze, the Female Gaze, and All the Gazes In Between

A Conversation with Will Stancil, The #1 Public Enemy of Twitter and Bluesky

Want to rate 27 women's outfits? Fill out my new survey!

Many Such Takes: Leftist Running Club, Pink Dress Shaming, Deadbeat Dad, Is Josh Seiter Dead?

Happy Anniversary. You Suck!

In Defense of the No-Kids Wedding

It's a Bad Time to Have a Fear of Flying

The Imposter's Guide to the Job Search

The War Between My 4-Year-Old, His Teacher, and 5 Genie Lamps

Many Such Takes: Elon's Baby, Aella on Whatever, Lori Spotting and More

A Free Article About Paywalls

"They're Only Little Once" Is Holding Me Hostage

The Gender Wars are Class Wars

What Women (and Men!) Really Want for Valentine's Day

Many Such Takes: Racist Tweets, Ye at it Again, SAHM PTO, True Crime Brain

Apologies for the Technical Error!

Is there a "Hot Woman Vibe Shift?"

On "Zara Elegance Core" and the Phony Fashion Evolution

Confessions of a Permissive Parent

My First Mailbag of 2025

I'm More Fuckable Than You (Feministly)

Many Such Takes: Hinge Bot, This You?, Menswear Guy, Yam Tits

I Was Wrong About Hookup Culture

But White Women--

Liberals were Cool. Then Your Mom Became One.

WFH Returns Families to Tradition

Many Such Takes: CHH Hacked, Elon Comedy Hour, Dr. Smell Attempted Cancellation, Melania the Hat Man, and More

Due to Popular Demand: the Picky Eater Smoothie Recipe (and Sludge)

When Your Child Only Eats Five Foods

I'm Off Twitter (Because I Was Hacked)

The Curse of "Quirky"

Are You Trad, or is Your World Just Ugly?

Many Such Takes: Baby Registry, Parking Spots, TikTok, Victorian Complaints, They/She

Shame and Guilt Won't Raise the Birth Rate

Advice Column: Book Club Approaches, Sperm Donors, Fertility Timelines, and More

On Fertility Flexing

The Aspiring MILF (or DILF)'s Guide to Fitness

Many Such Takes: Trumpbama, Expensive Books, Subway Safety, Horny German, Fire Takes

Subways are for Babies

The 90s Weren't That Great

Why Aren't Trad Singles Finding Each Other?

Bullshit Jobs are Hard Work

Many Such Takes: Adrian Dittman, Shitting Pants, Ozempic, Breakfast Sandwich

Some Parenting is Bad

The Dumbest Argument Against my Alpha Female Article

My 2025 Predictions and Big 2024 Lookback