Sitemap - 2025 - Cartoons Hate Her
The Friendzone is a Teenage Rite of Passage
How SSRIs Became the Female Fedora
When Finding the Odd Girl Out Becomes Female Bonding
Many Such Takes: Rage Video Du Jour, Trump's Health, Gaylors and More
What I Wore in London and Paris
The Germs Aren't Real, They Can't Hurt You
I Won't Beef You Into Virality
Many Such Takes: Phones in Schools, Cracker Barrel Goes Woke, Adoption and More
The Case for Redshirting Summer Birthday Kids
Don't Use Celebrities as an Example
The Redemption Arc of My Ugly Shoes
You Can't "Just Do Things," Actually
Wanting to be Rich Isn't the Same Thing As Wanting to Abolish Capitalism
The Therapy Buzzwords That Confirm Your Beliefs
Many Such Takes: Sorority Dances, Stomp Clap Hey, Goon Books, And More
All Relationships Are Transactional
Your Tradwife is Being Fingered in the Hotel Lobby
Your Enemy isn't Feminism or Capitalism. It's "Not Being Rich."
Don't Delay Dating to "Build Yourself"
Kids' Naughty Behavior is Really Funny Sometimes
Many Such Takes: Sydney Sweeney, Pamela Anderson, Sexbots, and More
Democrats Have a "Crazy People Online" Problem
No, a Dress Isn't a Right Wing Statement
Some Liberalism and Feminism, as a Treat
I'm Calling For A Total Shutdown of NYT Articles About The Emotional Labor of Dealing with Men
Many Such Takes: Conversation with Nicholas Decker, Lib Qanon, The List, 1965
I Was Targeted on an Anonymous Gossip App
Nobody is Doing "Heterofatalism," But Also, It's Good
The Olds Thought Your Pop Icons Were Stupid Too
Oops, We Forgot Some Women Like Flirting
They Don't Let You Have Affairs Anymore
Podcast: Matt Yglesias on The Stuff He Never Talks About (for 2 Hours)
The Answer to the Birth Rate Decline: Do My Favorite Thing
Many Such Takes: MechaHitler, Harry Sisson, Patriot Pride, Lalabu, Biblical Divorce and More
My OCD Was In Recovery. Then ChatGPT Arrived.
"Expecting More" Only Works if You Currently Expect Too Little
Many Such Takes: Charlize Theron, Sohamgate, Doordash and More
Substack Isn't a Get Rich Quick Scheme
I Went to Paris, and Here's What People Wore
Podcast: Jeremiah Johnson on Dating, Marriage, and Self Improvement
My Sexual Preferences are Natural, Your Sexual Preferences are Evil
Do You Want a Submissive Woman, or Just a Woman Who Likes You?
Many Such Takes: Rizz for Women, Lauren Sanchez, Big Girl Job and More
FREE Article of the Week, Surveys, and More
Do Women Have to Lie About Their Jobs to Get More Hinge Matches?
Am I Bad at Dating? No, It's An Entire Gender Who's Wrong
Is The World Ending, or Are You Mentally Ill?
Many Such Takes: Vance on Bluesky, Khamenei the Poster, Baddie Mayoral Wife, Abolish Hospitals
What Should You Wear Instead of Athleisure?
You Should Want Old People to Have Sex
What I Mean When I Say All Straight Relationships Are Unequal
The Problem With Being A Straight Woman is You Have To Like Men
Podcast: Passport Bros with My Real Brother
FREE Article of the Week, and More
The Mystery of the Wear-Nowhere Cocktail Dress
Your Kink Can Be Cringe (And That's Okay)
What if School is Bad, Actually?
Trump Impression: on Arresting Gavin Newsom
What if I'm Autistic, But My Special Interest is Socializing?
FIRST Podcast Episode: Noah Smith on "Coming Out" (As Straight)
Many Such Takes: The Girls are Fighting, Summer Wedding, Orgy Time
I Asked My Haters to Critique My "Worst" Outfit
Would 5 Inches Change Your Life?
The Emotional Labor of Getting My Employees Back Into The Office
I'm 35 And Haunted By A Prom Nightmare
Many Such Takes: Forbidden Words, Hobbies, 9/11 Parties, Looksmatch Cheating, Patriarchal Girl
Want to be a Tradwife? Go to College.
I Don’t Like The “No-Gifts” Kids' Birthday Parties
Men Aren't Rejecting Women For Making Too Much Money
Be Part of the Biggest CHH Social Experiment Yet
Many Such Takes: Pedro Pascal, SAHD, Sex Ed, and More
How My Husband Cured His Insomnia (Without Medication)
The Liberal Joe Rogan Should Be Me
In Defense of "Rude" Questions
Nobody Cares About How Young You Look
Many Such Takes: Mom Showers, Fat Shot, Fish Photo, and More
Why Aren't Sexy Clothes High Fashion?
Substack's Pricing Model is Fine, Actually
Many Such Takes: Hitler (General), Dresses Men Like, Not Meant to Work, Woke Pope
It’s OK To Be A Mother's Day Prima Donna
FREE Article of the week, Surveys and More
The Parental Safetyism Arms Race
FREE: Trump on the Pope, the Met Gala, and More
What Does a Feminist Look Like in 2025?
Men Are Delaying Fatherhood To Boyboss
Your Job Won’t Make You Interesting
FREE Article of the Week, Surveys, and More
I Was Extorted by My 60 Year Old Neighbors for $2000
Everything is Eugenics and Human Trafficking, Except Actual Eugenics and Human Trafficking
Men Weren't Meant to be Photographed
Women Are Not Rejecting Men For Being Too Muscular
When Should You Stop Being Naked In Front Of Your Kids?
Many Such Takes: JD Vance vs. Pope, Vladimir STOP, Feeding Dads
FREE Article of the Week, Survey and More
The Clothes People Love (and Hate) on Men
Single? CHH Personal Ads Are Coming!
Are Women Just Better Looking Than Men?
A TV Show Character Doesn't Have To Be Your Best Friend
Many Such Takes: Vagina Smells, Age Gap Discourse, Menswear Guy Drama
I've Been Wearing a MAGA Dress
There Are Only So Many Women To Go Around
What Happens to People Who Ask Reddit for Relationship Advice?
Many Such Takes: Neoliberal Shill Bracket, White Mirror, Art of the Deal, France
Free Article of the Week + Surveys
The Men's Fashion Survey Is Finally Here!
The Rachel Dolezals of Blue Collar Work
Cities Should Be Hubs for Families, Not Playgrounds for Affluent 20-Somethings
CHH Sunday Roundup: FREE Article, Surveys, and More
You Will Own Nothing, Except The Libs
Fashion Isn't for Popular Girls
Context: This Person Literally Set Up a Phone to Film This
Don't Blame Millennial Dads for the Birth Rate Decline
Many Such Takes: Happy Gayday, Boner Juicing, War GC
FREE: Manly Men Must Defend America from Princess Movies
I Ran Into Someone Who Doesn't Like Me
Manly Men Must Defend America from Princess Movies
Many Such Takes: Morning Routine, Sabrina Carpenter, Harry Sisson, Abundance
FREE CHH Articles for Everyone!
Sex Doesn't Need to be Empowering
Trump on the Harry Sisson Sex Scandal (FREE)
The Moms are Anxiously Attached
What Happened to the Hipsters?
Many Such Takes: Everything is Computer, BookTok GoonSlop, Dr. Smell Book Deal
Average Men Don't Have the Cards
White Lotus is Rich People Hate-Porn for Rich People
Many Such Takes: JD Vance Edits, Womanly Man Cave, Anora, Steak N Shake
MEN: Would you like to be featured in my men's fashion survey?
Survey Results: Do Men and Women Want the Same Things? (Part 2)
Survey Results: Do Men and Women Want the Same Things? (Part 1)
Gen Z is Right: the 2010s Were Fun. They’re Wrong About Why.
Many Such Takes: Spiking Cortisol, Anti-Italian Trans Cabal, No More Dates
Today's Right-Wing Influencers Don't "Have It"
Dressing for the Male Gaze, the Female Gaze, and All the Gazes In Between
A Conversation with Will Stancil, The #1 Public Enemy of Twitter and Bluesky
Want to rate 27 women's outfits? Fill out my new survey!
Many Such Takes: Leftist Running Club, Pink Dress Shaming, Deadbeat Dad, Is Josh Seiter Dead?
In Defense of the No-Kids Wedding
It's a Bad Time to Have a Fear of Flying
The Imposter's Guide to the Job Search
The War Between My 4-Year-Old, His Teacher, and 5 Genie Lamps
Many Such Takes: Elon's Baby, Aella on Whatever, Lori Spotting and More
"They're Only Little Once" Is Holding Me Hostage
The Gender Wars are Class Wars
What Women (and Men!) Really Want for Valentine's Day
Many Such Takes: Racist Tweets, Ye at it Again, SAHM PTO, True Crime Brain
Apologies for the Technical Error!
Is there a "Hot Woman Vibe Shift?"
On "Zara Elegance Core" and the Phony Fashion Evolution
Confessions of a Permissive Parent
I'm More Fuckable Than You (Feministly)
Many Such Takes: Hinge Bot, This You?, Menswear Guy, Yam Tits
I Was Wrong About Hookup Culture
Liberals were Cool. Then Your Mom Became One.
WFH Returns Families to Tradition
Due to Popular Demand: the Picky Eater Smoothie Recipe (and Sludge)
When Your Child Only Eats Five Foods
I'm Off Twitter (Because I Was Hacked)
Are You Trad, or is Your World Just Ugly?
Many Such Takes: Baby Registry, Parking Spots, TikTok, Victorian Complaints, They/She
Shame and Guilt Won't Raise the Birth Rate
Advice Column: Book Club Approaches, Sperm Donors, Fertility Timelines, and More
The Aspiring MILF (or DILF)'s Guide to Fitness
Many Such Takes: Trumpbama, Expensive Books, Subway Safety, Horny German, Fire Takes
Why Aren't Trad Singles Finding Each Other?
Many Such Takes: Adrian Dittman, Shitting Pants, Ozempic, Breakfast Sandwich