Personal Stuff

My OCD Was In Recovery. Then ChatGPT Arrived.

Yes it's my fault, yes I'm an idiot, yes you should learn from my mistake.

Jul 9 •

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Substack Isn't a Get Rich Quick Scheme

And why "Onlyfans for Intellectuals" is true in more ways than one

Jul 5 •

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Is The World Ending, or Are You Mentally Ill?

And is your latest prophecy of collapse one of many apocalyptic cans you’ve kicked?

Jun 23 •

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What Should You Wear Instead of Athleisure?

My breakup with athleisure and my quest for a replacement

Jun 20 •

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What if I'm Autistic, But My Special Interest is Socializing?

People keep asking if I'm autistic. It's hard to say when screenings assume autistic people are never social.

Jun 10 •

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I'm 35 And Haunted By A Prom Nightmare

Almost 20 years later, I can't shake a recurring nightmare about my prom.

Jun 2 •

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I Don’t Like The “No-Gifts” Kids' Birthday Parties

My only true hater take

May 28 •

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How My Husband Cured His Insomnia (Without Medication)

The Latest Issue of "Pillow Talk with Mr. CHH."

May 24 •

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and

Mr. Cartoons Hate Her

My 20-Year Sexy Clothes Era

For almost twenty years, my aesthetic revolved around one goal: how much skin can I show?

May 23 •

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The Liberal Joe Rogan Should Be Me

The Democratic establishment is trying to find the "Liberal Joe Rogan" and failing to uncover the obvious choice: me.

May 22 •

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I Am The Female Bad Husband

Every time I hear about the "last straw" that led to divorce, it sounds like something I'd do.

May 20 •

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Substack's Pricing Model is Fine, Actually

I don't think paying $1 per article is a good idea (but this article is free.)

May 14 •

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