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Substack Isn't a Get Rich Quick Scheme
And why "Onlyfans for Intellectuals" is true in more ways than one
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Is The World Ending, or Are You Mentally Ill?
And is your latest prophecy of collapse one of many apocalyptic cans you’ve kicked?
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What Should You Wear Instead of Athleisure?
My breakup with athleisure and my quest for a replacement
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What if I'm Autistic, But My Special Interest is Socializing?
People keep asking if I'm autistic. It's hard to say when screenings assume autistic people are never social.
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I'm 35 And Haunted By A Prom Nightmare
Almost 20 years later, I can't shake a recurring nightmare about my prom.
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I Don’t Like The “No-Gifts” Kids' Birthday Parties
My only true hater take
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How My Husband Cured His Insomnia (Without Medication)
The Latest Issue of "Pillow Talk with Mr. CHH."
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My 20-Year Sexy Clothes Era
For almost twenty years, my aesthetic revolved around one goal: how much skin can I show?
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The Liberal Joe Rogan Should Be Me
The Democratic establishment is trying to find the "Liberal Joe Rogan" and failing to uncover the obvious choice: me.
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I Am The Female Bad Husband
Every time I hear about the "last straw" that led to divorce, it sounds like something I'd do.
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Substack's Pricing Model is Fine, Actually
I don't think paying $1 per article is a good idea (but this article is free.)
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I Was Extorted by My 60 Year Old Neighbors for $2000
And they won!
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