Personal Stuff

A Full Investigation of Why Nobody Comes to My Parties

Perhaps nobody likes me, or perhaps something else is Going On Quite Strongly.

Dec 9 • Cartoons Hate Her

I Know Why Trump Loves Mamdani Because I Have Trump's Mind

Surprised that Trump seems enamored with a leftist mayor? I'm not, because my brain works like Trump's.

Nov 23 • Cartoons Hate Her

What I Did to MILFmaxx

All the at-home things I did to get just slightly hotter

Nov 21 • Cartoons Hate Her

My "Unique" Aesthetic is The Latest Basic Millennial Trend

Dark green velvet, in 2025? Groundbreaking.

Nov 14 • Cartoons Hate Her

I'm a Food Capitalist. My Husband is a Food Communist.

Or, why "family style" restaurants are causing drama in my marriage.

Oct 28 • Cartoons Hate Her

Quitting My Job Turned Me Into a Girlboss

One year ago, I ended a 13-year career in tech to be a "slow life" SAHM and writer. I've since become a workaholic.

Oct 20 • Cartoons Hate Her

I'm Calling for a Ban on Eldest Daughter Syndrome

Until we can figure out what the hell is going on

Oct 13 • Cartoons Hate Her

What My Husband and I Learned from 11 Years of Marriage

A co-post by Mr. CHH and me

Sep 8 • Cartoons Hate Her and Mr. Cartoons Hate Her

The Friendzone is a Teenage Rite of Passage

The “Friendzone” is just another word for an unrequited crush, and I’ve been on both sides.

Sep 4 • Cartoons Hate Her

What I Wore in London and Paris

(Plus, my fashion favorites of August.)

Aug 29 • Cartoons Hate Her

I Won't Beef You Into Virality

The trend of hit pieces on big writers to instigate Viral Feuds

Aug 26 • Cartoons Hate Her

I Was Targeted on an Anonymous Gossip App

I'm probably biased, but here's why I think apps like Tea shouldn't exist

Jul 26 • Cartoons Hate Her

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