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Maybe I Don't Actually Want a Group of Girlfriends
I've always been sad that I don't have a "friend group." But maybe I actually don't want one.
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A Full Investigation of Why Nobody Comes to My Parties
Perhaps nobody likes me, or perhaps something else is Going On Quite Strongly.
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I Know Why Trump Loves Mamdani Because I Have Trump's Mind
Surprised that Trump seems enamored with a leftist mayor? I'm not, because my brain works like Trump's.
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What I Did to MILFmaxx
All the at-home things I did to get just slightly hotter
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My "Unique" Aesthetic is The Latest Basic Millennial Trend
Dark green velvet, in 2025? Groundbreaking.
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I'm a Food Capitalist. My Husband is a Food Communist.
Or, why "family style" restaurants are causing drama in my marriage.
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Quitting My Job Turned Me Into a Girlboss
One year ago, I ended a 13-year career in tech to be a "slow life" SAHM and writer. I've since become a workaholic.
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I'm Calling for a Ban on Eldest Daughter Syndrome
Until we can figure out what the hell is going on
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What My Husband and I Learned from 11 Years of Marriage
A co-post by Mr. CHH and me
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The Friendzone is a Teenage Rite of Passage
The “Friendzone” is just another word for an unrequited crush, and I’ve been on both sides.
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What I Wore in London and Paris
(Plus, my fashion favorites of August.)
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I Won't Beef You Into Virality
The trend of hit pieces on big writers to instigate Viral Feuds
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