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Blame Mommy
What happens when a man becomes a killer? It's his mom's fault--if she didn’t love him too little, she loved him too much.
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The Only Weapon Against AI is Embarrassment
AI is powerful, but bullying is more powerful.
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You'll Kill Marauders, But Will You Change a Diaper?
Fatherhood is rewarding, but it's light on the killing.
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When Finding the Odd Girl Out Becomes Female Bonding
Why do so many women have stories about one member of a friend group being suddenly ousted?
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The Germs Aren't Real, They Can't Hurt You
A lot of cleaning rituals are about magical thinking and vague ick, not about avoiding sickness.
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The Mommy Wars Are Class Wars
Except nobody knows who the oppressed ones are.
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The Case for Redshirting Summer Birthday Kids
I have a summer birthday, and I wish my parents had held me back a year.
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You Can't "Just Do Things," Actually
Social norms exist for a reason, and violating them is easier said than done.
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Wanting to be Rich Isn't the Same Thing As Wanting to Abolish Capitalism
I get that you’re mad and think I'm stupid, but I'm actually willing to explain!
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The Therapy Buzzwords That Confirm Your Beliefs
On "emotionally immature" mothers (plus, the TikTok lady who fell in love with her psychiatrist.)
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All Relationships Are Transactional
But when they feel that way, something is usually wrong.
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Your Enemy isn't Feminism or Capitalism. It's "Not Being Rich."
Women aren't happy with the state of things, but maybe the problem is just that we're not aristocrats and heiresses.
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