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Why Aren't Men the Pretty Ones?
Like many animal species, human women are more sexually selective than men. But we are *also* the more adorned and groomed of the species--by far. What…
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Viewing Baby Boys as Future Predators Was a Bad Idea
A short while ago, many parents feared that their infant sons would later be violent misogynists. Their tactics didn’t help.
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Consent Isn’t “Sexy,” But You Need It
Or: why every married couple (even vanilla ones) should just have a safe word to spare everyone the indignity
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[Free] You Look Better When You Try Hard
And frankly, most people aren't in danger of trying too hard.
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The Cunnilingus Infohazard
There is no sex topic more hotly debated than cunnilingus--so here's more fuel for the fire.
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Do You Want Us to Admit Men and Women are Different, or Not?
Yes, men and women are different on average--in some ways you might not like.
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Do You Really Want to Die on the "Attraction to Teenagers" Hill?
Of all the mantles to take up, why fighting the "stigma" of ephebophilia?
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Why (Some) Women Get Obsessed With The Red Pill
TRP was never intended for a female audience, but it's surprisingly addictive for some of us.
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Most Marriages are Pretty Good
Young people are hearing the worst things about marriage online--and most of them aren't true.
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2000s Beauty Standards Weren't the Low Point
The body positivity movement did not end the unrealistic body standards of the 2000s--it's worse now.
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"Boyfriends are Embarrassing" is Insecurity Repackaged as Cooties
If desiring men is ugly-coded, the way to truly be a Hot Girl is to find men cringe.
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The Eternal Battle Between a Man's Dignity and His Halloween Costume
Why are you, as a man, wearing an inflatable chicken costume?
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