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Will There Be Free Food?

(FREE) Chapter 10: The Sublet Caper
When Nick and I couldn't afford a San Francisco apartment, we went down a weird road of sublets within sublets
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Chapter 9: The Mojito Mixer
My boss asked me to host an industry event. I couldn't even get people to come to my birthday party.
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Chapter 8: Karaoke
How my drive for attention led to musical impressions, and how this went exactly how you probably think it went
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Chapter 7: The Best it Gets
I was 22 and wanted to get ahead in my tech role. Enter my new mentor: Vince, a 55-year-old man who couldn't use Powerpoint.
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Chapter 6: Girls' Night
At 22, I finally had my first opportunity to go on a girls' night out with cool older women. Surely I wouldn't screw it up.
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Chapter 5: Stop Trying and It'll Happen
I was told I wasn't getting pregnant because I wanted it too badly. Turns out it was something else.
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Chapter 4: Dr. K
A true story about the worst therapist I've ever had
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Chapter 3: Eyes on the Prize
I desperately wanted Nick to propose. A New Years' trip to Morocco seemed like the perfect setting. Surely, I wouldn't embarrass myself.
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Chapter 2: The Problem
Every company has one employee who is the source of all bad things. I was that employee.
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Chapter 1: The Work Wife
I thought I wanted a best friend at work. And then I met Rhonda.
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My Book is Coming.
Whether you like it or not
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