Archive - Cartoons Hate Her

Many Such Takes: Porn Brain Rot, Child-Free Weddings, Natural Aristocrat and More

The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free

17 hrs ago • Cartoons Hate Her

Maybe Men and Women Shouldn't See This Much of Each Other

For the first time in history, young men and women get full, free access to the worst of the opposite gender's locker room talk. This is bad.

Jun 12 • Cartoons Hate Her

The Straight Women Who Actually Find Men Attractive

Phoebe Maltz Bovy's Book, "The Last Straight Woman" identifies something I've always wondered: maybe that "universal" female experience of finding men…

Jun 11 • Cartoons Hate Her

The Just-Enough Woman

No matter how much of a girly-girl I am, I will never feel feminine enough.

Jun 9 • Cartoons Hate Her

When OCD and Cancellation Collide

A hypervigilant fear of being cancelled is prevalent among OCD sufferers, and typical reactions to this fear make things worse.

Jun 8 • Cartoons Hate Her

You Don't Have Trouble Making Female Friends Because You're Too Hot

Take it from me, someone who used to have trouble making female friends: women are not all jealous of you.

Jun 5 • Cartoons Hate Her

My Brother Wrote a Short Story About Me

Is this a short story or a long-form roast? We shall see. Presenting: Mommyland

Jun 4 • Cartoons Hate Her

The Story of 7-Year-Old Me, My Nemesis, and a Very Bad Teacher

My latest true story about discovering the worst parts of myself.

Jun 2 • Cartoons Hate Her

Weight Isn't The Dealbreaker You Think It Is

70% of America is overweight, and most of those people are married--so why do so many people complain about their dating prospects being too fat?

Jun 1 • Cartoons Hate Her

May 2026

Many Such Takes: Ube Ice Cream, Orgasm Gap, Ugly Sandals and More

The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free.

May 31 • Cartoons Hate Her

My Best Outfits and Sewing Projects of May

Plus, details for how I made The Jumpsuit, and shopping recommendations for similar jumpsuits for the non-sewing inclined.

May 29 • Cartoons Hate Her

The Most Problematic Age Gap: Two 18-Year-Olds

I never thought I'd live to see an age gap shamed for being too small, but here we are.

May 28 • Cartoons Hate Her

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