Archive - Cartoons Hate Her

Ranking my Holiday Outfits, from Age 5 to 35

2009 was obviously my low point.

Dec 23 • Cartoons Hate Her

I Didn't Bedshare Because I Didn't Want to Crush My Baby

Many moms who don't bedshare with their babies aren't cold or unfeeling--they're just afraid of suffocation!

Dec 22 • Cartoons Hate Her

[Free] You Look Better When You Try Hard

And frankly, most people aren't in danger of trying too hard.

Dec 20 • Cartoons Hate Her

The Cunnilingus Infohazard

There is no sex topic more hotly debated than cunnilingus--so here's more fuel for the fire.

Dec 19 • Cartoons Hate Her

Audio: Trump if He Had My Substack

Merging the Trump and CHH personas together: How would I talk about my Substack if I were Trump?

Dec 18 • Cartoons Hate Her

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Screen-Free Parenting is Risky

Or, in defense of everyone's least favorite parent: the helicopter mom

Dec 17 • Cartoons Hate Her

Don't Double Down on the Socially Inept

They know it's a "skill issue." You don't have to rub it in, actually.

Dec 16 • Cartoons Hate Her

My Christmas Invisible Labor is For Myself

A tale as old as time: she's doing everything for Christmas; nobody asked for it.

Dec 15 • Cartoons Hate Her

I Threw The Worst Networking Event of All Time

I'm bad at jobs, and bad at getting people to attend my parties--what could go wrong?

Dec 12 • Cartoons Hate Her

When I Worked in Big Tech and Everyone Fucking Hated Me

My wake up call to stop being such an unlikable person

Dec 10 • Cartoons Hate Her

A Full Investigation of Why Nobody Comes to My Parties

Perhaps nobody likes me, or perhaps something else is Going On Quite Strongly.

Dec 9 • Cartoons Hate Her

Do You Want Us to Admit Men and Women are Different, or Not?

Yes, men and women are different on average--in some ways you might not like.

Dec 8 • Cartoons Hate Her

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