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When I Was 13, My Boyfriend Was Obsessed With My Mom

I got my first real boyfriend, but I noticed something was wrong--he was more interested in my mom.

9 hrs ago • Cartoons Hate Her

Everyone Is Becoming Hotter to Stay Home and See Nobody

Every now and then, perhaps when I’m momentarily possessed by a demon, something compels me to open Facebook.

Feb 9 • Cartoons Hate Her

Bad-Husband-Lady and Neurotic-Wife-Man Review "Fair Play"

I'm the primary childcare provider and chill about chores, he works full time and is neurotic about chores. We argue over chores constantly. Who will…

Feb 7 • Cartoons Hate Her

He Doesn't Want a Tradwife, He Wants Collateral

The Elijah Schaffer drama shows that tradwife propaganda isn't meant to make women more attractive to men--it's to make women more dependent on men.

Feb 6 • Cartoons Hate Her

Guest Post: To Be Hornier and Happier, You Should be Lifting Weights

A guest post by Mikala Jamison

Feb 5 • Cartoons Hate Her and Mikala Jamison

Glorifying Teen Pregnancy is a Luxury Belief

For those men who may be reading this (many such cases) how would you have felt if your girlfriend had gotten pregnant when you were thirteen?

Feb 4 • Cartoons Hate Her

The Old Country Honeymoon Where I Didn't Want to Be a Diva

Everyone likes a Greek honeymoon, and we were lucky enough to get a cheap and authentic one. Unfortunately, I'm a little high maintenance.

Feb 3 • Cartoons Hate Her

The Male Gaze is Uncool

For the first time, womanly coolness requires ignoring what men find visually attractive.

Feb 2 • Cartoons Hate Her

January 2026

How SSRIs Became the Female Fedora

In the 2010s, "fedora" conjured up a particular type of man. Today, "SSRI" does the same for a particular type of woman.

Jan 31 • Cartoons Hate Her

Millennials Aren't The Anti-Pube Generation

I thought millennials were a generational outlier in anti-pubic hair sentiment. As it turns out, I was wrong.

Jan 30 • Cartoons Hate Her

If Everything Is Labor, Nothing is Labor, but Some Things Are Labor

The term "emotional labor" has gotten out of hand, but it shouldn't be dismissed just because it's annoying.

Jan 29 • Cartoons Hate Her

People Can’t Even Tolerate "Cute" Mental Illness

People who claim to care about mental health can't understand Kanye West's severe mental illness. But it actually takes a LOT less than that to freak…

Jan 28 • Cartoons Hate Her

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