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I Won't Beef You Into Virality
The trend of hit pieces on big writers to instigate Viral Feuds
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The Mommy Wars Are Class Wars
Except nobody knows who the oppressed ones are.
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Many Such Takes: Phones in Schools, Cracker Barrel Goes Woke, Adoption and More
The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free
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Is it Time to MILFmaxx?
A higher-maintenance beauty routine seems required to be a hot middle aged woman.
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The Case for Redshirting Summer Birthday Kids
I have a summer birthday, and I wish my parents had held me back a year.
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Don't Use Celebrities as an Example
If you're trying to talk about what "people" do, celebrities aren't good examples
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The Girls Who Aren’t Pretty
When men talk about “women,” they often only mean the beautiful ones.
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The Redemption Arc of My Ugly Shoes
Alternative title: don't trust Twitter about fashion
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You Can't "Just Do Things," Actually
Social norms exist for a reason, and violating them is easier said than done.
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Wanting to be Rich Isn't the Same Thing As Wanting to Abolish Capitalism
I get that you’re mad and think I'm stupid, but I'm actually willing to explain!
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The Therapy Buzzwords That Confirm Your Beliefs
On "emotionally immature" mothers (plus, the TikTok lady who fell in love with her psychiatrist.)
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Many Such Takes: Sorority Dances, Stomp Clap Hey, Goon Books, And More
The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free
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