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Manly Men Must Defend America from Princess Movies
A guest post from a manly man
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Many Such Takes: Morning Routine, Sabrina Carpenter, Harry Sisson, Abundance
The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free
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FREE CHH Articles for Everyone!
A little something for free subscribers
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Sex Doesn't Need to be Empowering
"I'm horny" is a good enough reason
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Trump on the Harry Sisson Sex Scandal (FREE)
Listen now | I do Trump impressions, so here's Trump talking about Harry Sisson.
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The Moms are Anxiously Attached
For some moms who worry about their kids’ attachment, the call is coming from inside the house.
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What Happened to the Hipsters?
to find out where they went, we must find out where they came from
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Let Kids Be Bored
If you want to stop the iPad Kids, you need to embrace the Bored Kids
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Many Such Takes: Everything is Computer, BookTok GoonSlop, Dr. Smell Book Deal
The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free
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DOGE is About Sex
Or am I just constantly thinking about sex? Many such cases.
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How to Happymaxx
Easy ways to make your life a little happier, from someone who isn’t naturally happy
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Average Men Don't Have the Cards
What if your love rival isn't Chad, but a book and a bubble bath?
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