Archive - Cartoons Hate Her

If "Millennial Feminism" Is Dead, Can We Not Replace It With Something More Insane?

There's plenty to criticize about the brand of feminism that ruled the 2010s--but some of today's trending movements are just as stupid.

Mar 25 • Cartoons Hate Her

The Realistic Spring 2026 Women's Fashion Guide (Natural Fibers Edition)

My guide for tackling Spring 2026 in style--and in natural fibers.

Mar 24 • Cartoons Hate Her

Everyone Without My Sexual Tastes Is Virtue-Signaling

People marry people they find attractive? You’re telling me this now for the first time.

Mar 23 • Cartoons Hate Her

She Told Women How To Look Sexier. I Have the Data on That.

I had 3,000 people rank body types of men and women, so I'm a bit of a hotness expert myself.

Mar 20 • Cartoons Hate Her

Yes, I'm A Performative Parent

I want everyone watching me to know I'm not a bad mom, and yes, they ARE watching me.

Mar 19 • Cartoons Hate Her

Louis Theroux Statusmogged the Manosphere

The manosphere is status-obsessed. Louis Theroux knew it--and hit them where it hurts.

Mar 18 • Cartoons Hate Her

Lindy West Was Gaslit By Her Own Ideology

Pathologizing normal straight-woman desires can turn you into a sister wife, many such cases.

Mar 16 • Cartoons Hate Her

Many Such Takes: Au Pair Bra, Cardboard Ayatollah, Donna Kelce's Home Renovation

The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free

Mar 15 • Cartoons Hate Her

What I Wore in February

Plus my best buys and sewing projects

Mar 13 • Cartoons Hate Her

All My Complaints About "How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days"

Yes, it's one of my favorite romcoms. But I have NOTES.

Mar 12 • Cartoons Hate Her

We Didn't Get a MAGA Male Sexual Revolution

DOGE and AI-replacement layoffs were supposed to put useless girlboss LARPers back in their place--but that didn't happen.

Mar 10 • Cartoons Hate Her

I Was Twitter's Main Character Over a Sexy Dress

It Happened To Me: the Baddies of Twitter confirmed that I am a dusty loser.

Mar 9 • Cartoons Hate Her

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