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Jun 14 •

Cartoons Hate Her

The Mystery of the Wear-Nowhere Cocktail Dress

Where are people wearing dresses that are too sexy for weddings, but too formal for clubs?

Jun 13 •

Cartoons Hate Her

Your Kink Can Be Cringe (And That's Okay)

You can't help what turns you on--even if it's basic.

Jun 12 •

Cartoons Hate Her

What if School is Bad, Actually?

I was an anti-school child, and now my kid hates school. How can I ask him to do something I hated?

Jun 11 •

Cartoons Hate Her

Trump Impression: on Arresting Gavin Newsom

Another emergency Trump Impression

Jun 10 •

Cartoons Hate Her

4:55

What if I'm Autistic, But My Special Interest is Socializing?

People keep asking if I'm autistic. It's hard to say when screenings assume autistic people are never social.

Jun 10 •

Cartoons Hate Her

FIRST Podcast Episode: Noah Smith on "Coming Out" (As Straight)

For 12 years, economics writer Noah Smith experienced no sexual attraction. Now at 43, he's attracted to women again--and ready to talk about what…

Jun 9 •

Cartoons Hate Her

1:33:55

Many Such Takes: The Girls are Fighting, Summer Wedding, Orgy Time

The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free

Jun 8 •

Cartoons Hate Her

Trump Will Always Be the Dom

Musk was never pulling the strings--and nobody else ever will.

Jun 7 •

Cartoons Hate Her

I Asked My Haters to Critique My "Worst" Outfit

The cropped suit that got out of hand

Jun 6 •

Cartoons Hate Her

Emergency Trump Impression

Trump on Elon’s betrayal (Elon claims he was in the Epstein files)

Jun 5 •

Cartoons Hate Her

8:22

Would 5 Inches Change Your Life?

Tinder added a height filter. I was already studying height on dating apps--so here's what I've found.

Jun 4 •

Cartoons Hate Her

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