Archive - Cartoons Hate Her

The New Fashion Snobs: Anti-Capitalists

It's not about money anymore--it's about "taste." Which costs money.

Apr 29 • Cartoons Hate Her

How My Parents Helped Me When I Was Being Bullied

There are things parents can do to help their children who are being bullied—even if they feel powerless.

Apr 28 • Cartoons Hate Her

The Sex Strike Isn't Going to Happen

Because straight women actually enjoy having sex, too, among other reasons.

Apr 27 • Cartoons Hate Her

You're Too Rich to Shoplift

Most shoplifters aren't struggling single mothers stealing baby formula--they're upper middle class people seeking the thrill of free charcuterie.

Apr 24 • Cartoons Hate Her

You Don't Need a Work Wife, You Have a Wife at Home

Affairs often start with harmless friendships--often people you don't initially find attractive.

Apr 22 • Cartoons Hate Her

Why Most Personal Essays Suck

Lena Dunham's "Famesick" is an instant bestseller. Most memoirs are...not.

Apr 21 • Cartoons Hate Her

So Your Wife Says She Doesn't Want A Gift for Mother's Day But Wants You to Do "Something"

I've got you covered, guys.

Apr 20 • Cartoons Hate Her

So Apparently My Son's School Auction is NOT About Me

A few years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to volunteer for a preschool auction to get attention. I mean, "be part of the community."

Apr 17 • Cartoons Hate Her

Who Exactly Are the "Girlbosses?"

If there is a big group of useless career women who are pulling off the scam of the century, surely they'd be easier to describe.

Apr 15 • Cartoons Hate Her

Depiction Is Not "Glorification"

The Euphoria characters aren't real, they can't hurt you

Apr 14 • Cartoons Hate Her

Your Tradwife is an Educated Liberal at a Brooklyn Farmer's Market

Some things we associate with "trad" women are actually super libbed-out.

Apr 13 • Cartoons Hate Her

Many Such Takes: Date Feedback, Sydney Sweeney's Waist, Albanian Eric Adams, and More

The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free

Apr 12 • Cartoons Hate Her

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