Archive - Cartoons Hate Her

Can You Be a Barbie Princess When You're 40?

As I get older, I'm reevaluating my style. Is it internalized ageism, or changing taste?

18 hrs ago •

Cartoons Hate Her

My OCD Was In Recovery. Then ChatGPT Arrived.

Yes it's my fault, yes I'm an idiot, yes you should learn from my mistake.

Jul 9 •

Cartoons Hate Her

Bring Back Taboo and Shame

We normalized too many sex things, and it made those things less hot.

Jul 8 •

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"Expecting More" Only Works if You Currently Expect Too Little

Main Character Syndrome, the Princess Signaling Game, and the men who fail to confirm dates by 2 PM

Jul 7 •

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Many Such Takes: Charlize Theron, Sohamgate, Doordash and More

The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free

Jul 6 •

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Substack Isn't a Get Rich Quick Scheme

And why "Onlyfans for Intellectuals" is true in more ways than one

Jul 5 •

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I Went to Paris, and Here's What People Wore

I've been told the French dress well, so I stared at people in Paris like a creep.

Jul 4 •

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Podcast: Jeremiah Johnson on Dating, Marriage, and Self Improvement

Listen now | You know Jeremiah Johnson from liberal politics, but lately he made a splash defending his marriage on Twitter.

Jul 3 •

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My Sexual Preferences are Natural, Your Sexual Preferences are Evil

The red pill says attraction can't be negotiated, but I see a lot of negotiating.

Jul 2 •

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June 2025

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