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When My Husband's Ex-Hookup Sent Us Disturbing Hate Mail

You all asked me for the full deets on this story, so here it is.

5 hrs ago • Cartoons Hate Her

Why Aren't Men the Pretty Ones?

Like many animal species, human women are more sexually selective than men. But we are *also* the more adorned and groomed of the species--by far. What…

Jan 7 • Cartoons Hate Her

When I Went to a Bogus Conference to Look Important

My boss told me I needed to "seem" like a hard worker. So I signed up for a totally bullshit conference.

Jan 6 • Cartoons Hate Her

Bored Kids are Annoying Kids

Yes, I know “kids need to learn to entertain themselves” but if they're bored, you won't like what they do.

Jan 5 • Cartoons Hate Her

[FREE] Don't Get Sucked Into The Thoughtful Gesture Industrial Complex

From boo baskets to event planners for proposals, we have to put an end to astroturfed relationship expectations.

Jan 3 • Cartoons Hate Her

Viewing Baby Boys as Future Predators Was a Bad Idea

A short while ago, many parents feared that their infant sons would later be violent misogynists. Their tactics didn’t help.

Jan 2 • Cartoons Hate Her

I Published 286 Articles in 2025: Here Are the Best Ones

Time for the annual CHH roundup

Jan 1 • Cartoons Hate Her

December 2025

Childfree People Act Annoying When You Demand an Explanation

If people won't accept "I don't like kids" they get much more annoying answers.

Dec 31, 2025 • Cartoons Hate Her

Consent Isn’t “Sexy,” But You Need It

Or: why every married couple (even vanilla ones) should just have a safe word to spare everyone the indignity

Dec 30, 2025 • Cartoons Hate Her

People Are Still Privilege-Checking

They just don't call it privilege anymore--now, they call it "out of touch."

Dec 29, 2025 • Cartoons Hate Her

Maybe I Don't Actually Want a Group of Girlfriends

I've always been sad that I don't have a "friend group." But maybe I actually don't want one.

Dec 26, 2025 • Cartoons Hate Her

Ranking my Holiday Outfits, from Age 5 to 35

2009 was obviously my low point.

Dec 23, 2025 • Cartoons Hate Her

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