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Blame Mommy
What happens when a man becomes a killer? It's his mom's fault--if she didn’t love him too little, she loved him too much.
Sep 16 • 
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When His Love Language is Arguing
He says debating is a fun bonding activity, she says it's hostile condescension, let's call the whole thing off.
Sep 15 • 
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A Sunday Surprise
Instead of Many Such Takes, I'm doing something a little different.
Sep 14 • 
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The Only Weapon Against AI is Embarrassment
AI is powerful, but bullying is more powerful.
Sep 12 • 
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The Public Has Shifted on Public Shaming
From Museum DM Guy to Phillies Karen, the kind of public shaming that would have yielded digital high fives in 2017 just doesn't fly anymore.
Sep 10 • 
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You'll Kill Marauders, But Will You Change a Diaper?
Fatherhood is rewarding, but it's light on the killing.
Sep 9 • 
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What My Husband and I Learned from 11 Years of Marriage
A co-post by Mr. CHH and me
Sep 8 • 
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Many Such Takes: Secretary of War, Killing 1000 People, FBI Informant, and More
The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free
Sep 7 • 
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My Favorite Fashion Blogger Gave Me a Fall 2025 Fashion Makeover
A FREE guest post collaboration with Alex DiCapo Patel
Sep 5 • 
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The Friendzone is a Teenage Rite of Passage
The “Friendzone” is just another word for an unrequited crush, and I’ve been on both sides.
Sep 4 • 
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How SSRIs Became the Female Fedora
In the 2010s, "fedora" conjured up a particular type of man. Today, "SSRI" does the same for a particular type of woman.
Sep 2 • 
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When Finding the Odd Girl Out Becomes Female Bonding
Why do so many women have stories about one member of a friend group being suddenly ousted?
Sep 1 • 
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