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If "Millennial Feminism" Is Dead, Can We Not Replace It With Something More Insane?
There's plenty to criticize about the brand of feminism that ruled the 2010s--but some of today's trending movements are just as stupid.
Mar 25 • Cartoons Hate Her
The Realistic Spring 2026 Women's Fashion Guide (Natural Fibers Edition)
My guide for tackling Spring 2026 in style--and in natural fibers.
Mar 24 • Cartoons Hate Her
Everyone Without My Sexual Tastes Is Virtue-Signaling
People marry people they find attractive? You’re telling me this now for the first time.
Mar 23 • Cartoons Hate Her
She Told Women How To Look Sexier. I Have the Data on That.
I had 3,000 people rank body types of men and women, so I'm a bit of a hotness expert myself.
Mar 20 • Cartoons Hate Her
Yes, I'm A Performative Parent
I want everyone watching me to know I'm not a bad mom, and yes, they ARE watching me.
Mar 19 • Cartoons Hate Her
Louis Theroux Statusmogged the Manosphere
The manosphere is status-obsessed. Louis Theroux knew it--and hit them where it hurts.
Mar 18 • Cartoons Hate Her
Lindy West Was Gaslit By Her Own Ideology
Pathologizing normal straight-woman desires can turn you into a sister wife, many such cases.
Mar 16 • Cartoons Hate Her
Many Such Takes: Au Pair Bra, Cardboard Ayatollah, Donna Kelce's Home Renovation
The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free
Mar 15 • Cartoons Hate Her
What I Wore in February
Plus my best buys and sewing projects
Mar 13 • Cartoons Hate Her
All My Complaints About "How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days"
Yes, it's one of my favorite romcoms. But I have NOTES.
Mar 12 • Cartoons Hate Her
We Didn't Get a MAGA Male Sexual Revolution
DOGE and AI-replacement layoffs were supposed to put useless girlboss LARPers back in their place--but that didn't happen.
Mar 10 • Cartoons Hate Her
I Was Twitter's Main Character Over a Sexy Dress
It Happened To Me: the Baddies of Twitter confirmed that I am a dusty loser.
Mar 9 • Cartoons Hate Her
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