Archive - Cartoons Hate Her

My Three Biggest Substack Failures

I found great success on Substack, but I've had some major failures along the way.

16 hrs ago •

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I Know Why Trump Loves Mamdani Because I Have Trump's Mind

Surprised that Trump seems enamored with a leftist mayor? I'm not, because my brain works like Trump's.

Nov 23 •

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What I Did to MILFmaxx

All the at-home things I did to get just slightly hotter

Nov 21 •

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Most Marriages are Pretty Good

Young people are hearing the worst things about marriage online--and most of them aren't true.

Nov 19 •

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2000s Beauty Standards Weren't the Low Point

The body positivity movement did not end the unrealistic body standards of the 2000s--it's worse now.

Nov 18 •

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I Gentle Parent Because I'm Scared of My Kids Hating Me

At least I admit it!

Nov 17 •

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Many Such Takes: Christian Polygyny, Blowing Bubba, and More

The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free

Nov 16 •

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My "Unique" Aesthetic is The Latest Basic Millennial Trend

Dark green velvet, in 2025? Groundbreaking.

Nov 14 •

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HR is the Mean Mommy of the Workplace

It's easy to hate the HR lady--for the same reasons it's easy to hate "wine moms" and "Karens."

Nov 13 •

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Bad-Husband-Lady and Neurotic-Wife-Man Review "Fair Play"

I'm the primary childcare provider and chill about chores, he works full time and is neurotic about chores. We argue over chores constantly. Who will…

Nov 11 •

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Don't Prove the Anti-Feminization People Right

If they're saying women are too easily offended and prone to silencing dissent, let's not dig ourselves in a hole immediately.

Nov 10 •

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Many Such Takes: Fairy Slurs, Sydney Sweeney Interview, Porn Star for Husband, and More

The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free

Nov 9 •

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