Archive - Cartoons Hate Her

My "Unique" Aesthetic is The Latest Basic Millennial Trend

Dark green velvet, in 2025? Groundbreaking.

12 hrs ago •

Cartoons Hate Her

HR is the Mean Mommy of the Workplace

It's easy to hate the HR lady--for the same reasons it's easy to hate "wine moms" and "Karens."

Nov 13 •

Cartoons Hate Her

Bad-Husband-Lady and Neurotic-Wife-Man Review "Fair Play"

I'm the primary childcare provider and chill about chores, he works full time and is neurotic about chores. We argue over chores constantly. Who will…

Nov 11 •

Cartoons Hate Her

Don't Prove the Anti-Feminization People Right

If they're saying women are too easily offended and prone to silencing dissent, let's not dig ourselves in a hole immediately.

Nov 10 •

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Many Such Takes: Fairy Slurs, Sydney Sweeney Interview, Porn Star for Husband, and More

The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free

Nov 9 •

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Trump's Take on "Fair Play"

My latest Trump impression: the President's thoughts on the Fair Play game

Nov 8 •

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My Best Outfits and Fashion Projects of October

My biggest monthly fashion roundup yet (Plus, homemade Halloween costumes)

Nov 7 •

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Don't Get Sucked Into The Thoughtful Gesture Industrial Complex

From elaborate birthday parties to boo baskets, nobody is holding you to a high expectation except Instagram.

Nov 6 •

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I'm a Weeb For Ireland

Check out my free guest post on the Noahpinion Substack

Nov 5 •

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"Boyfriends are Embarrassing" is Insecurity Repackaged as Cooties

If desiring men is ugly-coded, the way to truly be a Hot Girl is to find men cringe.

Nov 4 •

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Before 6-7, There Was "Sloosh"

Parents and educators can't figure out why kids keep saying 6-7. That's what they said about Sloosh in 1998.

Nov 3 •

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Many Such Takes: Natural Makeup, Abusive Cars, Baby Insult, and More

The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free

Nov 2 •

Cartoons Hate Her

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