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Modern Marriage Isn't Misery
Fewer people are marrying, but single young people are being fed myths about the misery of modern marriage that just aren't true.
6 hrs ago • Cartoons Hate Her
Autistic Barbie Was Doomed
Even when the goal is positive representation, any visual depictions of any group will backfire in the Discourse.
Jan 15 • Cartoons Hate Her
IVF is Healthcare, not Gattaca
IVF is too much of a pain in the ass for it to become the "new normal" or to create a world of designer humans.
Jan 14 • Cartoons Hate Her
Being the Mid Wife to a Hot Husband
I'm pretty sure my husband is out of my league. How did I pull this off?
Jan 13 • Cartoons Hate Her
Substack Parents are Crazy Too
"Neurotic moms" are not limited to Facebook safety groups and trad Twitter. Substack is starting to look pretty crazy too.
Jan 12 • Cartoons Hate Her
[FREE] The Incel Gorillas
what no pussy does to a mf, gorilla style
Jan 10 • Cartoons Hate Her
When My Husband's Ex-Hookup Sent Us Disturbing Hate Mail
You all asked me for the full deets on this story, so here it is.
Jan 9 • Cartoons Hate Her
Why Aren't Men the Pretty Ones?
Like many animal species, human women are more sexually selective than men. But we are *also* the more adorned and groomed of the species--by far. What…
Jan 7 • Cartoons Hate Her
When I Went to a Bogus Conference to Look Important
My boss told me I needed to "seem" like a hard worker. So I signed up for a totally bullshit conference.
Jan 6 • Cartoons Hate Her
Bored Kids are Annoying Kids
Yes, I know “kids need to learn to entertain themselves” but if they're bored, you won't like what they do.
Jan 5 • Cartoons Hate Her
[FREE] Don't Get Sucked Into The Thoughtful Gesture Industrial Complex
From boo baskets to event planners for proposals, we have to put an end to astroturfed relationship expectations.
Jan 3 • Cartoons Hate Her
Viewing Baby Boys as Future Predators Was a Bad Idea
A short while ago, many parents feared that their infant sons would later be violent misogynists. Their tactics didn’t help.
Jan 2 • Cartoons Hate Her
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