Archive - Cartoons Hate Her

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My new approach for amplifying the youngest--and most GOATED--voices.

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March 2026

The Unexpected Consequences of "Quiet Quitting" Twitter

I thought limiting my Twitter access would be good for mental health--but there were some unexpected downsides.

Mar 31 • Cartoons Hate Her

Married Moms Over 40 Are Having The Best Sex

There is evidence that women over 40 have more pleasurable sex than other women--especially if they're married mothers.

Mar 30 • Cartoons Hate Her

Many Such Takes: Reflect on the Blowjob, Barbie Dream Fest, Aham Biopic, and More

The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free

Mar 29 • Cartoons Hate Her

I Don't Care If Adults Like Toys. I Care If They're Too Scared to Make a Phone Call.

Am I really going to defend Disney adults? Yes.

Mar 27 • Cartoons Hate Her

If "Millennial Feminism" Is Dead, Can We Not Replace It With Something More Insane?

There's plenty to criticize about the brand of feminism that ruled the 2010s--but some of today's trending movements are just as stupid.

Mar 25 • Cartoons Hate Her

The Realistic Spring 2026 Women's Fashion Guide (Natural Fibers Edition)

My guide for tackling Spring 2026 in style--and in natural fibers.

Mar 24 • Cartoons Hate Her

Everyone Without My Sexual Tastes Is Virtue-Signaling

People marry people they find attractive? You’re telling me this now for the first time.

Mar 23 • Cartoons Hate Her

She Told Women How To Look Sexier. I Have the Data on That.

I had 3,000 people rank body types of men and women, so I'm a bit of a hotness expert myself.

Mar 20 • Cartoons Hate Her

Yes, I'm A Performative Parent

I want everyone watching me to know I'm not a bad mom, and yes, they ARE watching me.

Mar 19 • Cartoons Hate Her

Louis Theroux Statusmogged the Manosphere

The manosphere is status-obsessed. Louis Theroux knew it--and hit them where it hurts.

Mar 18 • Cartoons Hate Her

Lindy West Was Gaslit By Her Own Ideology

Pathologizing normal straight-woman desires can turn you into a sister wife, many such cases.

Mar 16 • Cartoons Hate Her

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