Archive - Cartoons Hate Her

All My Complaints About "How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days"

Yes, it's one of my favorite romcoms. But I have NOTES.

10 hrs ago • Cartoons Hate Her

We Didn't Get a MAGA Male Sexual Revolution

DOGE and AI-replacement layoffs were supposed to put useless girlboss LARPers back in their place--but that didn't happen.

Mar 10 • Cartoons Hate Her

I Was Twitter's Main Character Over a Sexy Dress

It Happened To Me: the Baddies of Twitter confirmed that I am a dusty loser.

Mar 9 • Cartoons Hate Her

Is it An Open Marriage, or a Hostage Crisis?

When a marriage is opened right after the birth of a baby, I have questions.

Mar 6 • Cartoons Hate Her

Am I Neurodivergent or Just Annoying?

Yes, influencers are being annoying about "trendy" neurodivergent diagnoses. But sometimes, being annoying is part of the whole thing.

Mar 5 • Cartoons Hate Her

There's No Way Every Man Is "Avoidant Attached"

We used to call this "he's just not that into you."

Mar 3 • Cartoons Hate Her

I Was Promised a Girlboss War

And all I got was Trump bombing Iran like a dog

Mar 2 • Cartoons Hate Her

February 2026

SURPRISE! Many Such Takes: Tourette's BAFTAs, Mamdani/Trump, Conservative Sex Tips, and More

The most unhinged discourse of the week, always free.

Feb 28 • Cartoons Hate Her

90s Style Icons to Emulate who are NOT Carolyn Bessette Kennedy

You won't pull off the CBK look--but you might be able to emulate these other fashion mavens of the '90s.

Feb 27 • Cartoons Hate Her

Why I'm Not A Republican

I know it's confusing when a liberal doesn't want poop on the subways and thinks marriage is good. Let me explain.

Feb 26 • Cartoons Hate Her

"Just Avoid Eye Contact" Isn't Enough

Erratic people on subways sometimes *do* assault or kill strangers. And avoiding eye contact won't help.

Feb 25 • Cartoons Hate Her

You're Laughing. Women Are Having Sex With Their Husbands and You're Laughing.

Endorsing mutually pleasurable sex within marriage is apparently a very controversial thing.

Feb 24 • Cartoons Hate Her

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