Archive - Cartoons Hate Her

Many Such Takes: Anti-Food House, Knicks Trash Can, Trump's Algae, Usha Vance's Dress and More

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20 hrs ago • Cartoons Hate Her

Everything I Learned About Sex I Learned From Austin Powers

I saw Austin Powers when I was eight. I didn't realize it was parody.

Jun 26 • Cartoons Hate Her

Where Are All The Middle-Aged Tradwives?

Clue one: nobody is "hiding" them.

Jun 25 • Cartoons Hate Her

"Be Yourself" Only Works For People Who Aren't Annoying

And no, having geeky or niche interests doesn't make you annoying.

Jun 23 • Cartoons Hate Her

Which Reddit Post Will Become the Next Movie?

I might be biased, but I think it should be "all of mine."

Jun 22 • Cartoons Hate Her

Does Every Man Really Think His Wife is Out of His League?

And if not, why are so many "how we met" stories about women reluctantly agreeing to tolerate a less attractive man who won't leave her alone?

Jun 19 • Cartoons Hate Her

I Went On a Podcast to Find Out Why People Don't Like Me--and People Had Questions

It's a weird experience to have your favorite podcast interview you. It's even weirder when the topic is "what's wrong with me." A free article on my 47…

Jun 17 • Cartoons Hate Her

I Dress For My Personality, And My Personality Is Annoying

I'm realizing the way I dress has been just as socially detrimental as my lack of social cues--perhaps they're the same thing. But how much do I really…

Jun 16 • Cartoons Hate Her

The People Want a Revenge Fantasy

Substack critics hate "Yesteryear," this year's buzziest book, for all the same reasons that everyone else loves it.

Jun 15 • Cartoons Hate Her

Many Such Takes: Porn Brain Rot, Child-Free Weddings, Natural Aristocrat and More

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Jun 14 • Cartoons Hate Her

Maybe Men and Women Shouldn't See This Much of Each Other

For the first time in history, young men and women get full, free access to the worst of the opposite gender's locker room talk. This is bad.

Jun 12 • Cartoons Hate Her

The Straight Women Who Actually Find Men Attractive

Phoebe Maltz Bovy's Book, "The Last Straight Woman" identifies something I've always wondered: maybe that "universal" female experience of finding men…

Jun 11 • Cartoons Hate Her

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