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The Men Yearn for the Alpha Female
The Seduction of a Boxing Day Personal Rebrand
The Female Friends Who Disappear
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The Woman Cosmo Told Me I'd Be
Should I Lie To My Son About Santa?
How I Made Writing my Full Time Job As a Failed Author and Employee
Many Such Takes: First Date Flowers, Ugly Gingerbread, Sleeping with 100 Men, Sydney Sweeney
My Proposal to Scrap "Emotional Labor"
Being a Perfect Parent Isn't Edgy
Many Such Takes: Dr. Smell, Artisanal Spotify, DoorDash Liars, Hot Assassin
If You're Only Going to Read One CHH Article, It Should be This One
"Not Wanting to be Alone" is Okay
My Ad-Free Gift Guide (Just A List of Stuff I Genuinely Like)
Many Such Takes: Cousin Walk, Wifejak Infighting, Bluesky Update, Rich Thanksgiving
The CHH Thanksgiving Reading List
The Sexual Habits of Highly Successful (Single) Men
Many Such Takes: Lewd Sabrina Carpenter, Holding Space, Solo Poly, 16 Year Old Muse
Sick of Reddit? I'm Starting an Advice Column
How My Husband and I Lived in San Francisco on $20k a Year
Something Is Missing from Bluesky: The Assholes
The Boogeyman of the Detached Millennial Mom
(FREE) Chapter 10: The Sublet Caper
The Sexual Habits of Highly Successful Men (Part 1)
The Great Coochie Wars of Reddit
When Did "Chemicals in Food" Become a Right Wing Issue?
The Reality of Female Intrasexual Competition
UNLOCKED: The Terrible Young Adult Novel I Wrote
The Men Who Send Their Wives to the Email Mines
The Terrible Young Adult Novel I Wrote
A New Target for Election Anxiety: Sex
The Anti-Anti Cheating Contrarians
The Facebook Groups Full of Fake People
Many Such Takes: 2003, Day in the Life, Forced to Work, Quiet Queers, Male Concubines
I Wanted to be a Writer. It Didn't Happen Until 35 (Part 3)
You Don't Want a Homestead, You Want The Sims
Is Monogamy Right-Wing Coded Now?
She was MAGA, He was a Lib, Can I Make it Any More Obvious?
Confessions of a Former Red Pill Woman
He Died Like a Dog: How Trump Created A New American Dialect
Many Such Takes: Trump at McDonald’s, Age Gaps, Skinny Resurgence, Harassing Restaurants
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I Wanted to be a Writer. It Didn't Happen Until 35 (Part 2)
Nobody Knows What Gentle Parenting Is
I Wanted to be a Writer. It Didn't Happen Until 35 (Part 1)
The Point of Diminishing Hotness
Many Such Takes: Quarter Zips, Birth Trauma, IVF Babies, Wasting Her Time, Ugly Friends
Sex Robots Will Replace Some Things
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Many Such Takes: Gretchen Whitmer's Dorito, Gun Mogging, Canceling Obama, Saeko's Therapist
Can You Be "Trad" Without Hating Women?
Survey Results: Sex, Divorce and Infidelity After Baby
Silence, Parents: A 28-Year-Old's Inner Child Is Speaking
Many Such Takes: "Hot" JD Vance, Cishet Moo Deng, Israeli Domme
Relationship Survey for High-Earning Men
Whose Dating Advice Should You Listen To?
Trump on Moo Deng, AI and Pronouns
How Mean Can You Be To Online Strangers?
Chapter 5: Stop Trying and It'll Happen
Why Infertile People Don't "Just Adopt"
Many Such Takes: Mom Breaks, Bridgerton Ball, Folic Acid, and More
Are Car Seats Ruining the Birth Rate?
How I Found My Fashion Aesthetic at 31
Does Everyone on Reddit Have OCD?
When Age Gaps Are Too Big To Be Creepy
Sleep Training vs. Co-Sleeping Is the Final Boss of Mom Discourse
PART 3: The Men Of "The Men Who Sabotage Women's Fertility" Speak
Before the Pick-Me, There was the Cool Girl
The Men Who Sabotage Women's Fertility
So Your Mom Watched the Debate and Wants to Know Who is Eating the Dogs
Sanctimonious Moms Yearn for Performance Reviews
Many Such Takes: Hitler vs. Churchill, Annoying Toddlers, Raw Milk, Checking in on MAGA
All The Things I Didn't Know Were OCD
I Keep Getting Fired, Part 2: Are You About to Get Fired Too?
The Silent Tension Between Moms and Nannies
Many Such Takes: Parent Sex, Beef Tallow vs. edtwt, Lana Del Rey's Swamp BF and More
PART 2: I Pretended to be a British Teenage Boy on Reddit for 3 Years
I Pretended to be a British Teenage Boy on Reddit for Three Years: Part 1
The Fertility Crisis is About High Standards
Many Such Takes: Bikini Mom, CEO Seduced My Wife, Easy Parenting, Nosy Nurses, Polyamory-phobia
The Hot Bikini Mom Controversy
I Wasn't A Horse Girl. I Was A "Victorian Orphan Girl."
PART 3: At 28, I Taught Myself How to Be Likable. Here's How I Did It.
A Really Hot Guy You'll Never See Again
PART 2: At 28, I Taught Myself How to Be Likable. Here's How I Did It
Trump Speaks on Gentle Parenting
Kamala Harris Courts the Normie Vote
At 28, I Taught Myself to Be Likable. Here's How I Did It (Part 1)
Why Kamala is Winning the Meme War Hillary Lost
What the "Old Money" Fashion Aesthetic Gets Wrong
Many Such Takes: "As A Black Woman," Night Nurses, Hard Boiled Eggs, Ballerina Farm
Many Such Takes Special Edition: Ballerina Farm Deep Dive
Dolphin Porn, Sex with a Couch, and Racist Mountain Dew: The Dam of JD Vance Jokes Has Broken
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The Right Wingers Who Think Biden is Dead
Did JD Vance Have Sex with a Couch?
A Conversation with The Bad Tweet Expert
Many Such Takes, Special Edition: Biden is Out, Kamala is In
Trump Speaks on Biden Dropping Out
The Infuriating Discourse of Gen Z Boss and a Mini
Many Such Takes: Trump Shooting, Charcuterie Trauma, DEI Female Bodyguards, Kids on Vacation
How Easy Is It To Accidentally Screw Up Your Kids?
What if Skincare Does Nothing?
A Conversation with Gen Z's Most Fashionable Woman
CHH Archive: Best Beauty Standards Comics
Reddit Troll: The "A La Smarte" Wedding Dad
The Never-Ending Discourse of Nara Smith
Conversation with a Guy Who Can't Orgasm
The Era of "Love Island Face" Is Over
The Kids' Shows Parents Loathe
Why Did Clothes Look Like...That...in 2021?
Many Such Takes: Woman Tax, Slur-Slinging Tradwife, and More
Conversations: Married Before 22
The People Who Feel Bad for Words and Objects
Conversions with the Incel-Adjacent, Part 2
The Sundress Scandal Rocking Trad Twitter
Move Over Boomer Karen: It's Time for Millennial Lauren
If You Didn't Have Postpartum Anxiety, Mom Groups Will Change That
Conversations with the Incel-Adjacent: Part 1
Trump Speaks on Guilty Verdict
A Conversation with an Anarcho-Communist
Why I'm Obsessed with Lonely Young People
Polyamorous Trump vs. Cannibal Biden
Why Doesn't Hillary Clinton Have a 25 Year Old Boyfriend?
Trump on RFK Jr.'s Brain Worms
Trump on Taylor Swift's Tortured Poets Department
You Don't Hate Kids, You Hate Moms
Trump's Thoughts on the Eclipse
CHH Archives: Best of Pandemic Cartoons
CHH Archive: The Earliest Cartoons
Trump Speaks on NYC Earthquakes
Why Does Everyone Have to be Hot?
Friendship Ended with Body Image Issues, Mom Guilt Is My New Best Friend
Writers Can't Stop Writing About Writers
The Problem with "Just Go Thrifting"
My Wild, Sexy, Age-Gap Relationship
The Anthology of Neckbeard Cartoons Part 2
The Anthology of Neckbeard Cartoons: Part 1 (Free)
The Rise and Fall of Millennial Business Casual Clubwear
The Grandparents Who Are "Meh" On Grandkids
Are You a Bad Parent If You Don't Play Pretend?
Are We Sunsetting Ass and Entering a Golden Age of Boobs?
Which Clothes Actually Repel and Attract Men?
Sorry, Popular Kids: The Nerds are the Kinky Ones
People Without Kids Really, Really, Really Hate Screen Time
What Happened to the Neckbeards?