Sorry, Popular Kids: The Nerds are the Kinky Ones

Cover your funko pop's eyes

One of my most popular cartoons (which had the watermark removed by some asshole at some point- not sure who- but luckily my “art” style is bad and distinctive enough that everyone still knows I made it) depicts a phenomenon that I’ve long believed to be true: the nerds are having better sex than the cool kids:

I noticed this back when I was on Reddit. R…