Dolphin Porn, Sex with a Couch, and Racist Mountain Dew: The Dam of JD Vance Jokes Has Broken

As Kamala Harris has a "Brat Summer," JD Vance is friendzoned by a futon

When I wrote Did JD Vance Have Sex with a Couch? I thought it would be a short-lived flash in the pan meme, ultimately receding to give way to an at-least-somewhat-serious campaign. But I was wrong. Not only did the couch memes intensify even after the hoax that JD Vance described having sex with a couch and a latex glove in Hillbilly Elegy was debunked…