Reddit Troll: The "A La Smarte" Wedding Dad
Yes, I'm paying for my daughter's wedding...with tokens
For new followers: one of the main things I did to earn the title of “Big Account” on Twitter was to relentlessly troll Reddit with made-up stories until I got a full IP ban. I was even in the news!
But alas, I don’t troll Reddit anymore. It’s fairly easy to get around an IP ban, but it just feels wrong at this point, especially since some Reddit moderators spoke to the media and said that they found what I was doing to be unethical instead of just mildly annoying (and if anyone is going to be reasonable about taking a joke, it’s a Reddit moderator.)
But! I have a few gems from this time in my life, in the form of posts that I had screenshotted before they got deleted. So enjoy today’s post, the “A La Smarte Wedding Dad:”
“…scatting all over the place.” I spit up my coffee.
It was a sad day for humanity when Reddit IP banned you. They just can’t let us have good things.