The Kids' Shows Parents Loathe

The Biggest Assholes of Kids' TV, from Blippi to Caillou

When I had my first kid, I told myself I would be really chill about screen time, to make up for how uptight I was about safety and health. I grew up watching a hefty dose of Sesame Street and Rugrats, and I turned out just fine! (Okay, maybe I didn’t, but I don’t think Bert and Ernie had anything to do with it.)

But I quickly learned that the world of …