Political Stuff

I Was Promised a Girlboss War

And all I got was Trump bombing Iran like a dog

Mar 2 • Cartoons Hate Her

Why I'm Not A Republican

I know it's confusing when a liberal doesn't want poop on the subways and thinks marriage is good. Let me explain.

Feb 26 • Cartoons Hate Her

"Just Avoid Eye Contact" Isn't Enough

Erratic people on subways sometimes *do* assault or kill strangers. And avoiding eye contact won't help.

Feb 25 • Cartoons Hate Her

Democrats Need a President Who Fucks

Put policy aside and think like the median voter: which candidate fucks?

Feb 16 • Cartoons Hate Her

The Answer to the Birth Rate Decline: Do My Favorite Thing

With the fertility crisis, the means is the end.

Jan 24 • Cartoons Hate Her

I Know Why Trump Loves Mamdani Because I Have Trump's Mind

Surprised that Trump seems enamored with a leftist mayor? I'm not, because my brain works like Trump's.

Nov 23, 2025 • Cartoons Hate Her

HR is the Mean Mommy of the Workplace

It's easy to hate the HR lady--for the same reasons it's easy to hate "wine moms" and "Karens."

Nov 13, 2025 • Cartoons Hate Her

Don't Prove the Anti-Feminization People Right

If they're saying women are too easily offended and prone to silencing dissent, let's not dig ourselves in a hole immediately.

Nov 10, 2025 • Cartoons Hate Her

Temporarily Embarrassed High School Bullies

Your bullying isn't a necessary evil--you're just evil, and need a convenient target.

Oct 29, 2025 • Cartoons Hate Her

Your Protest Needs Cringe Middle-Aged Women

I know your mom went to No Kings and you thought it was dorky, but it's time to grow up.

Oct 21, 2025 • Cartoons Hate Her

I've Been Personally Victimized by MAGA Taylor Swift

No, it's not normal to write about being in "love" with a "man." This is terrifying.

Oct 15, 2025 • Cartoons Hate Her

Elmo Interviews Trump on Taylor Swift

Listen to me talk to myself as Elmo and Trump for 10 minutes straight

Oct 8, 2025 • Cartoons Hate Her

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