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Christopher Kline's avatar

“…scatting all over the place.” I spit up my coffee.

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Human Being's avatar

It was a sad day for humanity when Reddit IP banned you. They just can’t let us have good things.

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Bookers's avatar

Reminds me of like ski ball at the arcade and exchanging tickets

Imagine this as a scheme

We'll rent out skiball machines for the wedding.

Guests will have to pay money to use them and win a certain amount of tickets which they then can redeem for drinks

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horse's avatar

The mere phrase “a la smarte” cracks me up. I feel like all of this was just a vehicle for “a la smarte” and that “a la smarte” deserves no less.

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Janet Basu's avatar

So: DID it turn out to be the wedding of your dreams?

WERE the musicians cool, for making music and also for blending with your other guests? How did your family/in-laws' family/friends from real life enjoy the event?

How did you and your husband enjoy the event? This is the only wuestion on the Final Exam.

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Peter's avatar

I like how you basically accidentally invented the perfect rationalist wedding (Imagine the potential trading of tokens in exchange for better seating etc.)

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