Conservative Men Go Down More Than You Think
And other learnings from a political sex survey of over 4,000 people
Last week, I covered the fact that liberals and conservatives generally find different body types arousing to different degrees. If you missed it, I strongly suggest you read it, but if you were waiting for part two, here it is! Today, I will get into a different survey of over 4,000 respondents, and how politics influenced the actual sex they are having (yes, even in 2026, some people are still having “sex.”)
For this survey, I focused on the most recent sexual encounter, knowing that if I asked people to generalize their sex life, it could be up to guesses and estimations. (If someone asked you “How often do you give oral sex?” for example, unless you do it daily or never—looking at you, DJ Khaled—you might answer incorrectly.) So I asked people everything I could about the most recent encounter—who it was with, how enjoyable it was, what they did, how much they enjoyed it, whether they climaxed, and more. Earlier I analyzed the results of this survey without politics in mind, and I discovered that sex was surprisingly good for married moms over forty, so there’s that.
But today is about the sexiest, steamiest topic of all: our political alignments. And we will finally have the answer to my teaser question on Twitter yesterday about conservative men eating pussy, which…many people got wrong:
