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Jake's avatar
Sep 9Edited

So speaking as a former four-year-old boy, I must sadly inform you that your son is not up on the latest paleontological literature.

* Brontosaurus was discovered in 1879, and the four nations lived together in harmony.

* in 1903, it was argued that Brontosaurus was just another name for the earlier-discovered Apatosaurus, and the usual rules say that earlier names take priority.

* Meanwhile, Brontosaurus became beloved in pop culture, despite smug scientists repeatedly saying “AKSHUALLY, it’s Apatosaurus.”

* Fortunately , in 2015 better scientists demonstrated that Brontosaurus really is a separate genus after all.

So yes, Virginia, there is a brontosaurus.

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Cartoons Hate Her's avatar

Funny enough that wasn’t even him it was some random 4 year old boy at the park who asked me what my favorite dinosaur was lmaooo

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Mom for Gliberty's avatar

I did not know about the 2015 update! I used to be a dino obsessive as a child, and I am afraid I have spread some misinformation!

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Kelly Garrison's avatar

Are those pics of you?!? After two kids?!? Absolute goals

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Cartoons Hate Her's avatar

Thank you, and yes! Although in the pink suit I was actually only one kid in (8 weeks pregnant with 2)

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Lisa G. Bosman's avatar

Your column is funny and insightful, and I enjoy it a lot.

I'm confused about the title, though. I know the origin story, so why isn't it 'Cartoonists Hate Her'? Because cartoons can't hate.

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John Hoskins's avatar

Loved this - thanks for posting all these little outtakes! Also need to know more about Victorian Orphan Girl...

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John Hoskins's avatar

TY - and yes, it is always, definitely, time for an identity switch-up!! I'm going through one now and having a blast (a few years older than you) - enjoying the Docs and leather look that I'd previously left behind in college...

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John G's avatar

I still see "doctors hate him!" ads occasionally on some blogs and aggregator sites

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