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Brendan's avatar

Unc-coded foolmaxxing

Arif's avatar

Holy unc, this article is insane levels of jestermaxxing.

Arif's avatar
Apr 1Edited

Not enough usage of the word ‘Rizz’ and not enough ‘6 7’ references. This is millennial propaganda, don’t fall for it Zoomer Bros. Still waiting on that article about Mogging too.

FlakManiak's avatar

I'm pretty sure that 6 7 is a gen α thing.

Lisi's avatar
Apr 1Edited

Yes indeed, Gen A for sure. the staff at the elementary school I work at did a 6-7 day on the 67th day of school. We all wore the numbers and said 6-7 all day. The kids went nuts when they walked in, absolutely loved it. It was a really fun day at work.

Charlotte Stephens's avatar

We did a school raffle in which everyone that got a ticket with a 6 or a 7 won something. Yes, the alphas loved it (the rest of us were somewhat confused)

Tom's avatar

I was told at work that "rizz" is over and saying it made me look uncool :(

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Apr 1
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Tom's avatar

Haha, well, it absolutely did prompt me to use it even more. Unfortunately I am also impervious to rizz.

Charlotte Stephens's avatar

SIX SEVENNNN is Alpha coded for sure

Almond Joelle's avatar

Hold on who is moderating the baby zoomer tier. Surely we’re not about to trust Aiden with the 24 year olds. Really problematic power dynamic if that’s the case

The Cultural Romantic's avatar

This close to unsubscribing when I saw references to late stage capitalism. well played chh, flirting with fire, but well played.

Petar's avatar

Asking my barber to give me the broccoli and heading over to the ZoomerZone right after. I will never get old!

John Endres's avatar

Not CHH pulling the rug out from under me on ZoomerZone with no trigger warning… My entire polycule is lowkey crying rn

Almond Joelle's avatar

Not gonna lie I was a little sad that I, a 26 year old, wouldn’t even get to be in the same zoomer zone as my 25 year old friend who I introduced to CHH

Colin Chaudhuri's avatar

Given you're clearly Matt Yglesias in disguise (has CCH and Matt ever been the same room? I spell conspiracy!), I actually bought this for a moment that you had a new intern like Halina Benet or Ben Kraus or Milan Singh.

But couple clues that could have helped; if this is a guy, not enough references to prop bets on FanDuel or crypto investments. Got have the not so subtle inference of financial calamity about to reign down.

Otherwise, 10/10...again you got me for a moment!

Brady Badillo's avatar

Forgot it was April Fool’s day until the end and thought this was real…

awesomizer's avatar

With the right mindset, *everywhere* is ZoomerZoneZero!

Harveen's avatar

Unironically was excited when I saw the headline ;( this is zoomer-phobic

Gordon P's avatar

This is what I pay for

Charlotte Stephens's avatar

Noooo you totally got me 😂

Frank Mulherin's avatar

Bravo

Maryam's avatar

Apologies but this is the only CHH post I can not, in good conscience, support

Scherezade's avatar

This is jester