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My Husband's Guide to Elevated Dad Fashion

My husband's guest post for dads and non-dads to dress better for everyday hands-on life

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This is another guest post by my wonderful husband,

Mr. Cartoons Hate Her
. Recently, we collaborated on our learnings from eleven years of marriage, our fitness routines, and the magic smoothie that keeps our severe picky eater in the 80th percentile for height and weight. Today, he’s going to write about his best tips for “elevated dad fashion” and his own fashion evolution, to add to my non-frumpy SAHM fashion article I wrote last week. Enjoy!


CHH posted about SAHM fashion last Friday and the comment section was hijacked with people begging me to write a similar piece for dads. I just want to say: I hear you. I see you. Okay, only one person requested this and she mentioned it more in passing. Nevertheless, I still leveraged that comment from Susan D into my own full byline, graduating from my usual 3–4% of an article’s real estate when I collaborate with CHH.

You are probably asking: what qualifies me to write about male fashion? Well, CHH regularly puts out banger after banger on relationships, mostly drawing from her experience going on parent-chaperoned dates to the Spiderman movie in 2002, since I locked her ass up so early. If she’s qualified to write about that, I’m qualified to write about fashion.

People often ask CHH if she dresses me. She does not. I buy all my clothes like a big boy.

Here is the one time she went rogue and did buy me something unauthorized:

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