i've watched the Trump bicycle video once a day since it came out, and it still gets me every single time. it feels like he wanted to imply Buttigieg was gay, remembered he actually WAS gay in the middle of the statement, and just kept things rolling.
I constantly think of your article about how Trump missed his calling as a catty daytime talk show host. I would want a "drives to work on his bicycle with his husband on the back and that's a nice loving relationship" as a pride shirt if Trump wasn't in charge of everything. We could have had it all!!
I really wish I knew what was giving Burbank airport, because I love the Burbank airport, it's one of the very few where you can still descend the stairs to the tarmac in a fierce outfit. "It's giving Burbank airport" to me conjures up an image of a gay guy in a caftan and shades with a luxury overnight bag immediately lighting up a cigarette while he waits for his designer checked bag to come in because he thinks he's Bette Davis or something. This is fine because baggage is also outside.
"turning a big dial taht says 'Racism' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right" - Dril (of course)
Racists always have their Special Exceptions and minority groups always have a few evil dumbasses who think that being a Special Exception is going to work out for them forever. Tale as old as time. 🤷♀️
Totally! I feel like he’s prob the most symbolic figure of online type of MAGA - extreme white supremacist who is obsessed with making everyone agree he’s the smartest one.
I remember reading his Wikipedia page (idk why I did that lol) and his college classmate described him “he is very dogmatic person and if anybody has a slightly differently opinion from him, he treats it as a lack of intelligence” and I was like this is such a spot on description of online MAGAs…
Marxism is explicitly globalist. Always has been. Pro-immigration is a nice euphemism for (white) countries don’t have borders anymore and are obligated to pay for anyone who shows up to have better living, eating, and healthcare arrangements than the natives.
Unless of course they are 50 white South Africans in which case fuck them.
Not me judging one guy for being porn brained and the other one for successfully disguising porn brain (ok pick me 🙄)
(Remembering high rating the red dress and the sweater-and-Barbour outfit)
Starting to believe I don’t know what kind of dress I’m attracted to. Maybe I’m just RETVRNING to men-be-easily-duped brain, probably for the best. I’m just a simple man who likes two things: 1. pretty heritage fabrics 2. woman shape.
My in-laws have never cared more about the pope than the few hours where they were actively mad he grew up on the south side and was a Cubs fan. Now they're thrilled.
a nice cherry on top of of the pope being on tv during the white sox 2005 world series was that people also spotted then-senator obama in the same broadcast! i saw clips of the pope in the 9th inning of game 1 and obama (sitting next to michelle's brother craig) in the 4th
I don't think we yet know whose Sox jersey he was wearing (Fall in Chicago being jacket weather). But I have full faith in the Internet answering the important questions of the time. If it's Bo Jackson, I'm becoming Catholic.
Felicity with a second recent appearance on the CHH substack, we (30somethings who are secretly really searching for that sexy colonial dress but lbr some of the recent Selkie releases could do the trick) feast
You guys are missing some great memes coming from south America about the new pope since he was the archbishop of Peru. He spent most of his life there and is very much Peruvian in mannerism and expression, fantastic stuff. His passport has a llama!
The problem I have with those dresses, as gorgeous as they are, is that I have no situations where I could realistically wear dresses like that. I would if I could. I have a closet full of pretty dresses that I rarely get to wear.
For context, I live somewhere where people are notoriously casual dressers. You definitely stand out if you’re wearing a dress, especially if it’s dressier than a casual shirtdress or sundress. I dressed up more when I lived somewhere where that was more normal.
i've watched the Trump bicycle video once a day since it came out, and it still gets me every single time. it feels like he wanted to imply Buttigieg was gay, remembered he actually WAS gay in the middle of the statement, and just kept things rolling.
"fellas, is it gay to be gay?" "..."
the line about getting more RSVPS for a Hitler party hit me right in the feels.
also this " so I might have to use myself as the model for all 20-30 photos.)" is giving big "don't make me sing" energy lol
Oh no I might have to do a trump impression!
In for this as long as at least three of the options are Colonial
I constantly think of your article about how Trump missed his calling as a catty daytime talk show host. I would want a "drives to work on his bicycle with his husband on the back and that's a nice loving relationship" as a pride shirt if Trump wasn't in charge of everything. We could have had it all!!
I bring up that article all the time when talking about Trump. It's just so true about him.
I really wish I knew what was giving Burbank airport, because I love the Burbank airport, it's one of the very few where you can still descend the stairs to the tarmac in a fierce outfit. "It's giving Burbank airport" to me conjures up an image of a gay guy in a caftan and shades with a luxury overnight bag immediately lighting up a cigarette while he waits for his designer checked bag to come in because he thinks he's Bette Davis or something. This is fine because baggage is also outside.
It’s so funny that the slur for pro immigration is Marxist and Globalist at the same time lol
And also isn’t Laura Loomer herself Jewish…? I sometimes struggle to understand how she gets along with Hitler fan club…
They have no consistency, they can’t even be consistency racist
"turning a big dial taht says 'Racism' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right" - Dril (of course)
Racists always have their Special Exceptions and minority groups always have a few evil dumbasses who think that being a Special Exception is going to work out for them forever. Tale as old as time. 🤷♀️
Yeah…
I guess it’s a big tent strategy for bigots and racists…? Or education polarization meets isolation crisis…
miller is too
tbf the earliest fash were fascinatingly broken people too
Totally! I feel like he’s prob the most symbolic figure of online type of MAGA - extreme white supremacist who is obsessed with making everyone agree he’s the smartest one.
I remember reading his Wikipedia page (idk why I did that lol) and his college classmate described him “he is very dogmatic person and if anybody has a slightly differently opinion from him, he treats it as a lack of intelligence” and I was like this is such a spot on description of online MAGAs…
Like why are you so obsessed with IQs my guy…
They think IQ is your DBZ power level basically.
yeah that really is spot on lol
would be hilarious if they start to claim "my IQ is 530k!" lol
Marxism is explicitly globalist. Always has been. Pro-immigration is a nice euphemism for (white) countries don’t have borders anymore and are obligated to pay for anyone who shows up to have better living, eating, and healthcare arrangements than the natives.
Unless of course they are 50 white South Africans in which case fuck them.
Not me judging one guy for being porn brained and the other one for successfully disguising porn brain (ok pick me 🙄)
(Remembering high rating the red dress and the sweater-and-Barbour outfit)
Starting to believe I don’t know what kind of dress I’m attracted to. Maybe I’m just RETVRNING to men-be-easily-duped brain, probably for the best. I’m just a simple man who likes two things: 1. pretty heritage fabrics 2. woman shape.
… ohh, pencil skirts. Duh.
The Chicago Cubs twitter account got a little too eager a made a congratulatory post about the Pope being a Cubs fan. Turns out he’s a White Sox fan.
My in-laws have never cared more about the pope than the few hours where they were actively mad he grew up on the south side and was a Cubs fan. Now they're thrilled.
As a Chicagoan, I was immediately suspicious that South Side Chicago Pope was a Cubs fan, and I was correct.
Saw a post saying (paraphrased) "He'll be a good Pope because he saw the White Sox go 41-121 last year and still believes in God."
Chicago Cubs Twitter Account 🤝Online TradCath Converts
Projecting beliefs onto Catholic clergy
He’s a White Sox fan? My imaginary right wing satire Twitter account is gonna spread a conspiracy that he is somehow actually Obama.
a nice cherry on top of of the pope being on tv during the white sox 2005 world series was that people also spotted then-senator obama in the same broadcast! i saw clips of the pope in the 9th inning of game 1 and obama (sitting next to michelle's brother craig) in the 4th
I don't think we yet know whose Sox jersey he was wearing (Fall in Chicago being jacket weather). But I have full faith in the Internet answering the important questions of the time. If it's Bo Jackson, I'm becoming Catholic.
Someday the Cubs will learn that Chicago has two baseball teams.
Felicity with a second recent appearance on the CHH substack, we (30somethings who are secretly really searching for that sexy colonial dress but lbr some of the recent Selkie releases could do the trick) feast
You guys are missing some great memes coming from south America about the new pope since he was the archbishop of Peru. He spent most of his life there and is very much Peruvian in mannerism and expression, fantastic stuff. His passport has a llama!
That Owen Benjamin guy “jewvestigating” the pope is also a prominent Flat-Earther. They’re not sending their best.
The problem I have with those dresses, as gorgeous as they are, is that I have no situations where I could realistically wear dresses like that. I would if I could. I have a closet full of pretty dresses that I rarely get to wear.
What's your week typically look like? Brunch, outdoor events, farmers markets, girly restaurants in general, and walks are great opportunities
For context, I live somewhere where people are notoriously casual dressers. You definitely stand out if you’re wearing a dress, especially if it’s dressier than a casual shirtdress or sundress. I dressed up more when I lived somewhere where that was more normal.
Aw bummer
Screamed “small hat!” aloud in my empty apartment.
Discussing the Burbank Airport while at the Burbank Airport is actually a very Burbank Airport thing to do
Remember that there is a massive difference between a dress worn “for him” and a dress worn to a family gathering or similar public event
I love a tight low cut floral mini dress...that's a husband hunting look fr 😂
Gotta admit I like the black dress too