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Kyle M's avatar

The brief aside of “I never eat bananas or kiwis” is the type of real troll catnip that a 10,000 hours expert displays.

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Celeste Bancos's avatar

These posts are so good for inoculation against believing everything on the Internet. Now whenever I read something outrageous I just assume CHH is the one who wrote it!

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Ivan Fyodorovich's avatar

Why on earth did Reddit ban you instead of making you God Emperor?

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Emma's avatar

The Jesse Watters birthday discourse happened on my birthday😁 everyone wish me a happy birthday to own the cons.

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Paul McGuane's avatar

Happy birthday.

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Maryam's avatar

I love that last velvety looking outfit! Great job

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jeffkahrs's avatar

Figs. Figs are lesbian food.

Also the jeans outfit.you sewed is 🔥

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Justin Alan Kolodziej Sr.'s avatar

Sorry The South, but you're all gay because of sweet tea

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Will I Am's avatar

I'm a huge sweet tea guy, and I'm quite miffed at being called gay.

But then I'm more of a simple brewed-water-sugar-tea guy, not infused strawberry lavender tea guy.

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The Cultural Romantic's avatar

I love the velvet outfit! Very sophisticated juicy couture vibe! Have fun in Paris!

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a.j. archer's avatar

the fucking... booty short chanel suit situation with the knee-high boots... yes GAWD

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Theodric's avatar

Is it wrong that this is the first thought I had when I saw that outfit?

https://images.app.goo.gl/aeEdQR8GW2yaYoMd8

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Paul McGuane's avatar

Bat Gurl not as sexy, by a long shot.

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Alex's avatar

There is a certain kind of person who is just dedicated to being unhappy. On the left, it seems like most of these people are quarantined to the more insane parts of Twitter. On the right, they largely are, or were, as well, but a few like Jesse Watters and Matt Walsh are given cushy media jobs to whine that everything is woke, DEI, and gay.

Speaking of Walsh, it sounds like the Daily Wire is imploding at the moment, including the cancelation of their non-union, trad equivalent of Bluey. The story is developing, but the potential is there to reach heights of schadenfreude previously undreamed of.

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David Roberts's avatar

First picture taken at the Luxembourg Gardens?

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Ryan Y's avatar

The way ppl use “POV” has got me psyched out - I can’t say if that poster is saying Harry Sisson is a concubine or the guy who killed Osama.

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Midwest Normie's avatar

This is the only, and I mean only, time I've ever seen it used correctly

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Eric L's avatar

It's like people don't watch porn

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Theodric's avatar

Watters and AITA guy (who is probably fake) picked dumb examples, but saying something is “feminine” or “unmanly” is not the same as saying it is “gay” (indeed it’s a bit homophobic to conflate the two).

Within reason, it should be totally fine for men to want to appear masculine and not feminine (and of course gay men have their own way of appearing masculine). I think if straight women are being honest with themselves there are certainly things that might make a man appear unattractively feminine to them (I’m guessing that saying “happy birthday” is not one of them). “Wanting to look manly” is no more inherently homophobic than CHH’s predilection for extremely feminine outfits.

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John G's avatar

yeah it is fake because it's CHH lol

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Theodric's avatar

lol I totally misread the sentence she where she took credit for that as *also* a joke. Has she written more about her life as an AITA troll?

Anyway I stand by the rest of my post.

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Ben Boehlert's avatar

Conservative political commentators don’t really have friends, so they always have to guess what men are like. You can see this with Matt Walsh as well.

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Will I Am's avatar

I read once that Ron DeSantis has never had a single male friend, not one.

:(

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Joe's avatar

I want to tell iced tea guy that his overreaction to his girlfriend's drink order is 100x as embarrassing as the order itself.

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Bryan Ng's avatar

There's no guy. It was CHH trolling back in the day

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Paul McGuane's avatar

But if there WAS a guy the complaining would be much more gay than chugging the tea. That’s why it’s funny. This’ll be on the test!

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KH's avatar

Hangover me just came up with a new take for Jesse Watters “Using government approved network out of security concern is coward and gay - true manly men does everything in open on Signal” lol

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Mahin Hossain's avatar

My gf says "my boyfriend is on this app"

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