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MTH's avatar

Look, Trump didn’t blow Clinton. But many people are saying that if he did perform the act, it was the best job in history

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Sithara's avatar

Thanks for including my monster fucker piece! Also wait til the cow guy hears about India

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Cartoons Hate Her's avatar

I thought the same thing!

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Tom Hitchner's avatar

Using a New Testament verse about choosing God over your family to justify marrying multiple women…how goated can you get

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Eric S.'s avatar

Tbf if there was a way for the left to abandon their support for poly relationships, it’s to give them a religious tint

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Kelly's avatar

Ahh Protestantism. Every man his own pope to do with the Bible as he wishes.

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Eric S.'s avatar

“Arg I’m the pope now!” -King Henry VIII

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ProfessorChessDad's avatar

There is a scene in Young Frankenstein with Gene Wilder in which the female protagonist has sex with Frankenstein's monster and enjoys it a great deal that came to mind reading this!

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Sam Tobin-Hochstadt's avatar

Yes! That's the thing that immediately came to mind (a truly classic movie).

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ProfessorChessDad's avatar

AMAZING movie

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Sam Tobin-Hochstadt's avatar

Walk THIS way!

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ProfessorChessDad's avatar

"Which brain did you take?"

"Abby"

"Abby? Abby what?"

"Abby normal. Yes, that's it. Abby normal."

"You gave me an abnormal brain?!"

(paraphrased from memory)

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AJ Ong's avatar

As someone that met Trump several times in my earlier life, it is 100% believable to me he gave a bj to Clinton. Particularly if it was during his partying 90s days when he was still a Democrat and Clinton was a partner-in-crime

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Susan D's avatar

I want a romance series about this, four books at least. Starting way back with heartwarming stories of young boyhoods in trailer parks and flashy mansions.

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Cartoons Hate Her's avatar

Monster Fucker series

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AJ Ong's avatar

Haha. It will include the development arc into a slight germaphobe after catching many germs and viruses in his earlier days

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Morgan's avatar

Maybe Bill Clinton is just doing Christian Polygyny with Hillary and Trump and whoever else he's gotten blow jobs from over the years

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David Roberts's avatar

I assume neither/none of the wives are fashion stylists.

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Susan D's avatar
3hEdited

It was such a freakish week in Trump TwitterXland that I worried that you might not be getting enough sleep! Glad you were able to summarize it all so nicely and it didn't take over your life (it practically did take over mine).

Polygamy guy was really wringing every possible interpretation out of the silent multiplier:

"Christian Twitter mostly had issues with this, but he argued that the use of a singular “wife” in the Bible means nothing because there could be a silent multiplier."

In more "the Bible has many such takes" news, I watched Sam Harris interview Douglas Wilson, the Moscow, Idaho Christian nationalist leader. Lord, the heavy lifting the Bible has to do to allow blow jobs between a man and a woman - it even made the dour Harris grin. If you didn't watch it I'll give you the TLDR version: blow jobs are not sodomy, the Song of Solomon says so! Anal, well, that's another story.

Good lord, what a week on the internet.

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KH's avatar
3hEdited

And like I say this as a super secular guy who have zero Christian or even Jewish background at all but… I find it rather amusing that ppl who can only speak English have such a confidence in “what is actually written in bible that only he knows” lol

Like I apologize if he actually can read Koine Greek or ancient Hebrew but I highly doubt it is the case

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Bryan's avatar

As a lover of the English language, I have to ask, is “silent multiplier” a real thing? I’ve never heard of it. Google AI says:

“A ‘silent multiplier’ is not a standard English language term.”

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JP's avatar

I can't say I have any idea what this particular guy meant when he used the term...

But, in a more general sense, some languages don't mark plurals explicitly and you have to infer from context.

English does this occasionally (sheep --> sheep, moose --> moose), but it's far and away an exception for us.

(I didn't learn any specific term called "silent multiplier" when I studied linguistics decades ago, but I also didn't exactly specialize in plural markers and any field of study is too huge to learn completely in five years anyway.)

I don't know very much about the Greek the NT was written in, and I'm definitely no Bible expert, so I don't know whether it would be obvious if "wife" was singular or plural in the original text.

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awesomizer's avatar

Oof, Megyn Kelly’s, uh, change of mind about the definition of pedophilia is… a take. I get that she may not be speaking for 100% of Trump supporters on this issue. But what does it say that “does that even count as pedophilia, really?” as a response to the Epstein/Trump thing is 100% consistent with the MAGA ethos?

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Blossom Wright's avatar

I also do not think Trump gave Bubba a bj, BUT i do firmly expect that this rumor is utterly torturing both of them, and for that joy I DO BELIEVE

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The Cultural Romantic's avatar

Trump is insane. there is no other explanation for his behavior. Absolutely deranged madman.

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Luz's avatar

that cow tweet is so insane its hilarious

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SnoogleBoogle's avatar

You all have no idea just how much monster girl erotica is out there, lol (and I’m talking about more than just a woman with a tail, or anime girl with ears).

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Chris's avatar

Is the Bubba thing not a joking reference to the Steele dossier?

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