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Myriam Abla's avatar

"Let's see what happens" - all of my bosses after hiring me, probably

Alex's avatar

"Let's see what happens" - me getting back on dating apps after the election

Christopher Kline's avatar

I am amazed that Meghan McCain was able to take time out of her busy day helping to bring fresh food to food deserts in low income neighborhoods to weigh in on this important topic.

Human Being's avatar

One of the saddest Aella stats is that she only had 24 good meals in 2024. I hope that this year she gets to eat more food that she actually enjoys!

Jeff's avatar

I just assumed that meant like.. a really nice meal sitting down at a restaurant. In which case she's killing it! (And giving everyone long Covid, smdh)

David Roberts's avatar

CHH, you are prolific and I love reading your work. That's a rare combination.

Cartoons Hate Her's avatar

Thank you so much!! Means the world ❤️❤️❤️

Morgan Wrolstad's avatar

The guy explaining bras made me laugh, takes the cake for me! Forever fascinated by the Aella stats as well.

Augustin's avatar

The laugh of newfound education, presumably.

Jeff K's avatar

Going to add “good luck, Morgan” as part of my email signature.

JM's avatar

my new year's resolution is to recognize less than half of the topics in Many Such Takes in 2025.

Lee Bacon's avatar

The fury over a breakfast sandwich! Nothing makes me want to take a big bite of a corned beef Reuben more than an angry vegan. (And I’m a vegetarian.)

VanityMetric's avatar

The most surprising of Aella’s stats is that she only had sex on 41 days out of the year. That’s less than one day a week. I kind of figured that would be one of her triple digit stats.

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VanityMetric's avatar

Ah, that’s a good point.

Some Dude Named Chad's avatar

My own personal advice is if you don’t poop once a day, take a fiber supplement every night and see if you can get there. I learned this in rehab when I was 20 and it changed my life.

Jeff's avatar

Is it healthier to go every day? I do but it's just because I drink coffee, not some healthy sounding reason like fiber.

Some Dude Named Chad's avatar

From what I understand from what I’ve learned both online and from GI’s if talked to, it is. In fact I’ve had them tell me twice a day is the ideal. My own personal experience, it’s much better.

anvlex's avatar

Nothing on the revitalized DoorDash burrito discourse?

breanna's avatar

I saw some extra evidence that Elon was posting under the Dittman name on 4chan, apparently there was a screenshot of the post in which he's logged in as a Twitter admin; but other Twitter developers are saying it's FAKE. The plot thickens.

John Smith's avatar

I don't think for a second the fact that an Elon fan named Dittman exists is conclusive proof, but it definitely moves the odds significantly.

John G's avatar

5 long COVID friends remind me of the pisspig guy who got monkeypox, though I doubt he would be allowed in their friend group

Jeff's avatar

Has anyone added the 5 dubiously long covid friends to the famous Aella Sankey diagram yet?

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Jeff's avatar

I'm a huge fan of j.r. Liggett shampoo bars. They get my hair nice and truly clean, and I've noticed that they don't irritate my scalp the way most normal shampoos, full of laurel sodium sulfate do. I haven't tried to use them to stretch out several days without washing, though.