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Yacub's avatar

A 12 minute conversation with yourself. This is why you’re the LeBron James of humor substacks

Russell Sprout's avatar

This is a shockingly good Elmo impression

Michael Ryan's avatar

i want to make something clear here... this IS what i signed up for

Sunnyvale's avatar

"And speaking of talent, Big Bird is a tremendous loser"

Dorota Talalay's avatar

What the fuck did I just listen to, please can you record more of these

Cartoons Hate Her's avatar

Check out the podcast tab on desktop on my main sub stack and you’ll see a bunch of them!

Sunnyvale's avatar

Elmo has been barred from the White House Press Corps, the journalism was too hard-hitting

Troll-So-Hard University's avatar

Holy shit that's the best version of Trump's cadence and meter I've ever heard.

Lisa C's avatar

CHH, you hold the honor of being the one and only bit of spoken word media I listen to. I'm not a podcast girl. I don't do audiobooks. And yet when one of these drops, I drop everything to listen to it right the eff now.

Cartoons Hate Her's avatar

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Purple_polish's avatar

“They used to be unemployed, now they're ICE agents” 😂💀

Did you do this in a single take, and do the Elmo voice too? Incredible effort

Cartoons Hate Her's avatar

Yes, it was a single take, but I did cut out one part because it kind of dragged on

Sean's avatar

“Frankly, you’re a puppet”

Jeff E's avatar

I love that Elmo is the straight man in this comedy duo.

Providing incredibly detailed and on-point commentary in an easy-to-brush-off Elmo voice somehow perfectly encapsulates the contemporary liberal experience.

John Murphy's avatar

Truly unhinged on every level, I loved it so much. Thank you for this.

Mr Black Fox's avatar

Thanks for making this a free post! 👏🎈

Wil Wiener's avatar

Listened to this as I read through Many Such Takes. Every time I re-focused on the audio, Trump had somehow pivoted into a completely different topic. Absolutely nailed it.

A Journey in Journaling's avatar

This.... this is where I'm getting my news from now on.

Andrea Thomson's avatar

Walking around town in my lunch break listening to this and chuckling like a madwoman! 😅