Before anyone gives me a hard time for not having signed up for this, keep in mind today is usually my day off so it’s either Elmo/Trump or nothing.
As it turns out, not only do I do Trump impressions, but I also do an Elmo impression. Up until now, the only people who have heard my Elmo impression were members of my family, but after my husband dared me to post it to Substack, all of you will be subjected to it as well.
This audio is free, and you can find the rest of my Trump impressions and podcast episodes (most of which are also free) here.
He Died Like a Dog: How Trump Created A New American Dialect
If you spend any amount of time on Twitter, you’ve probably seen people using the term “many such cases.” Maybe you’ve even seen my weekly Twitter drama roundup, Many Such Takes. There’s also another Substack I recommend called, quite literally, Many Such Cases
Trump Will Always Be the Dom
Normally, I don’t publish full articles on Saturday, but today some drama went down between Trump and Musk, so naturally I had to write about it. Bear with me, I will release the free article of the week tomorrow with Many Such Takes.