Did JD Vance Have Sex with a Couch?

The couch exists within the context of the latex glove.

Some urban legends, especially those about public figures, are so funny that you almost want to believe them. The more lurid and absurd, and the less you like the person it’s about, the more you want to be a true believer. And this is more prescient than ever with the joke about JD Vance having sex with a couch.

It all started with this tweet, posted sho…