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Mr Black Fox's avatar

Wishing all the singles great success!

Sarah's avatar

Ok everyone you’ve featured seems fun and interesting! I’m going to direct my single friends to your substack instead of the Accursed Apps from now on.

If I lived in Paris I would absolutely seek out Puneeta for friendship purposes. She is so cool!

David Abbott's avatar

This is so, incredibly wholesome.

Light's avatar

These guys are stunners. Damn not an unattractive one among them. Let’s see. Adam’s slide show makes me want to be best buds. I want to be over at his late night colonizing planets session. Dhruv has a kind face that is incredibly attractive.

KH's avatar

Y’all look TREMENDOUS!!

Kali's avatar

I'm married and a lady but I wanna be bffs with Puneeta

jake's avatar

Leaving a comment just to say I loved reading Puneeta’s ad, wishing you luck!!

Mara U.'s avatar

Of course Sheehan isn't financially ready for kids - he lives in Washington DC! Their cost of living is something like 39% higher than the national average.

Best of luck to all singles. :D

Mr Black Fox's avatar

Sheehan might be ready but the zeitgeist tells him and many young Americans that they are not ready. May all gain clarity!

Kazmierz Ballaski's avatar

It is truly raining men 🤣

Light's avatar

Sheehan is so cute. And those arms! Also Puneeta is definitely “her”.

Wishing all these singles great luck.

Cartoons Hate Her's avatar

Oh, did I say him? My bad for copy pasting from the male section 💀

Light's avatar

Haha no!

When I say she is “her”; it is millennial/gen z speak to say she has main character energy. In a good way.

Kind of like being the man. Or the woman here so to speak.

Sry I live with a bunch of gen Z sibs.

Quincel's avatar

Might it make sense to do sets of personals for the US and international, to try and fix the issue of mixing them and having most readers being US-based? So you'd have maybe one in three sets of personals be all non-US, and the rest all US.

Skaffen-Amtiskaw's avatar

The guy who said ‘double entry bookkeeping is hot’ is empirically correct.

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wanderingimpromptu's avatar

Some have a whole lotta frozen eggs, some have a whole lotta optimism. And a few, maybe, are even willing to foster to adopt older kids with issues.

I wouldn’t say the chances of having a kid at all are slim at 35-40. Chances start at “pretty good” and end at “tossup” within that age range.

Not-Toby's avatar

My parents had me in their early 40s