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Christopher Miller's avatar

I'll attempt the un-advisable: respectful jokes.

"strong preference for NYC-based men" ah so New Jersey need not apply.

"opera singer in college. She describes herself as 'Type A'" so would that be a type A sharp?

"Reassessing career trajectory in light of recent events." I'm not sure why, it seems like both university and international events keep happening. Job security right there.

"some interest in sports, mainly baseball" Minneapolis? So a twins fan? Well good news ladies, he's sensitive and patient.

"He is skilled at all things cooking and meal preparation, from baking to cocktail artistry." Well, I'm neither single nor a woman nor in the correct geographic area, but hey if the food is good...

"8-hour drive of Denver" people out west are just built different.

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Rovinion's avatar

"People out west are just built different" it's true, take away the tech people and Colorado's just another rural state. People don't live in that half of the country.

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The Cultural Romantic's avatar

My vote goes to Luke (most fascinating job) and Chris(best future dream). Unfortunately both are too young for me.

Congratulations to everyone for being brave and posting pictures, dreams and bios! I could never!

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Kryptogal (Kate, if you like)'s avatar

Yes you could 😉

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The Cultural Romantic's avatar

Hahahaha Kaattteeee 😘😘

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Lirpa Strike's avatar

I'm married and not gay but I think Amanda is possibly my soul mate.

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Ananda Gupta's avatar

+1, if I were in NYC and 10 years younger, I'd already be composing my intro.

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Testname's avatar

Yeah, I would be messaging Amanda if I lived in NYC

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Lana Li's avatar

I think so too, her description has high overlap with my Hinge profile and I live in NYC too. 😂

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Ananda Gupta's avatar

I'd have messaged you too if I were closer to what you're looking for.

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Rose1994's avatar

Is it weird to get a bit emotional about personal ads? The CHH readership seems full of bright, curious, and fun-loving people with heart and I hope everybody finds someone to love.

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Rose1994's avatar

Also I appreciate Chris’s sense of humor, would swipe right on that alone.

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Marcus Seldon's avatar

Damn, in both of these posts the women have been very impressive. The only reasons I’m not interested is location and, in some cases, them being out of my age range or having different preferences on kids.

All that to say, if there are women CHH readers in the Austin area age 25-33 who want kids, I’d likely be interested if they’re a similar type to what we’ve seen so far.

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Cartoons Hate Her's avatar

You could always run your own ad!

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Marcus Seldon's avatar

I’ll think about it! I’m just not sure I’m brave enough to have my real face and name attached to this username.

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Not-Toby's avatar

no one ever said you had to list your username 🕵️

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Not-Toby's avatar

High value human capital. Truly, CHH readers shall inherit the earth.

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Not-Toby's avatar

Man you fr have a certain kinda guy reading your blog lol

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Not-Toby's avatar

(to be clear the punch line of this comment is me scrolling through this and realizing the type of guy I am)

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Steven Swyryt's avatar

Luke’s job may be working on buses but that outfit says horse and carriage

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Caitlin Thielen's avatar

What a bunch of charming catches! TBH I can’t believe I’m married and they aren’t. I gotta get it together 🫣

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Natalie's avatar

"Still waiting on a call back from Ms. Piggy." Iconic!

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maddie's avatar

"hello, chalamet"

i was cackling

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