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Martin Duke's avatar

"We used to have cities called Los Angeles. We don't have it anymore. They're probably changing it to something Spanish."

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DH's avatar

"Covered in various liquids"

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Lisa C's avatar

CHH, I hope you know that my wife and I have been quoting your last impression all week. We've fully absorbed "he is a very bad [blank], which is one of the worst kinds of [blanks] to be" for everything from naughty cats to shitty drivers.

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Cartoons Hate Her's avatar

Omg!! I’m honored lmao

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Lisa C's avatar

"Mommy mommy the avocado is mine" is a liable contender for the next CHH-as-Trumpism to enter our household!

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Cartoons Hate Her's avatar

I’m so glad you’re enjoying my fugue state!

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SpellingBeeTitan's avatar

Excellent demonstration of The Weave.

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Jenna's avatar

“Gluten free MAHHHtcha” earworm

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Andrew Columbus's avatar

Are the sniffs on purpose or are you just sick?

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Cartoons Hate Her's avatar

Purposeful

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enjelani's avatar

Galifornia!

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Michael Ryan's avatar

thank you i needed this

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Eleanor Cummins's avatar

“Butter if butter were a fruit” - so true

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I was never given a name's avatar

I keep trying to offer my phone kleenex.

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Jacob Bartlett's avatar

One of these days I’m going to drop my Luigi Mangioni impression

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Ace's avatar

turkey wrap 😭

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Yacub's avatar

You have a beautiful mind

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