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Martin Duke's avatar

"We used to have cities called Los Angeles. We don't have it anymore. They're probably changing it to something Spanish."

Sunnyvale's avatar

"Covered in various liquids"

Lisa C's avatar

CHH, I hope you know that my wife and I have been quoting your last impression all week. We've fully absorbed "he is a very bad [blank], which is one of the worst kinds of [blanks] to be" for everything from naughty cats to shitty drivers.

Cartoons Hate Her's avatar

Omg!! I’m honored lmao

Lisa C's avatar

"Mommy mommy the avocado is mine" is a liable contender for the next CHH-as-Trumpism to enter our household!

Cartoons Hate Her's avatar

I’m so glad you’re enjoying my fugue state!

Jenna's avatar

“Gluten free MAHHHtcha” earworm

Drupy's avatar

Are the sniffs on purpose or are you just sick?

enjelani's avatar

Galifornia!

Ace's avatar

turkey wrap 😭

Yacub's avatar

You have a beautiful mind

Michael Ryan's avatar

thank you i needed this

Eleanor Cummins's avatar

“Butter if butter were a fruit” - so true

I was never given a name's avatar

I keep trying to offer my phone kleenex.

Jacob Bartlett's avatar

One of these days I’m going to drop my Luigi Mangioni impression