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Andy Borowitz's avatar

Maybe when you’re 79 and he’s 81 people will stop judging you. Until then, try to tune out the haters!

coscorrodrift's avatar

This was so brave to post ❤

Jacob Bartlett's avatar

Phenomenal read

daph's avatar

beautiful. life-changing, even. thank you for blessing my psyche with this deeply introspective work

Graham's avatar

Oh TWO PLY TOILET PAPER LA DEE DA LOOK WHOS FANNNNN CEEEEEEE

Hannah Murray's avatar

I aspire to one day have this level of luxury and financial stability😂

Frances Eliza's avatar

Are you the kind of person who uses shitty AI headers? Noooo I was just starting to like reading your work 😰

DrBDH's avatar

How else could she accurately show the vast physical disparities between her and Nick?

Christos Raxiotis's avatar

Classic gold digging opium, you hit the wall at 19 and had to settle with an old retired vet

ashley j. archer's avatar

pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase this is so fucking funny