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Andy Borowitz's avatar

Maybe when you’re 79 and he’s 81 people will stop judging you. Until then, try to tune out the haters!

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coscorrodrift's avatar

This was so brave to post ❤

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Jacob Bartlett's avatar

Phenomenal read

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fish'n'chips's avatar

Stunning and brave

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daph's avatar

beautiful. life-changing, even. thank you for blessing my psyche with this deeply introspective work

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Graham's avatar

Oh TWO PLY TOILET PAPER LA DEE DA LOOK WHOS FANNNNN CEEEEEEE

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Hannah Murray's avatar

I aspire to one day have this level of luxury and financial stability😂

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Paula Shoup's avatar

Hilarious

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Frances Eliza's avatar

Are you the kind of person who uses shitty AI headers? Noooo I was just starting to like reading your work 😰

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DrBDH's avatar

How else could she accurately show the vast physical disparities between her and Nick?

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Christos Raxiotis's avatar

Classic gold digging opium, you hit the wall at 19 and had to settle with an old retired vet

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Teri Su's avatar

Lol!

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a.j. archer's avatar

pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase this is so fucking funny

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