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My Husband's Master List of Paris Restaurants

A guest post from my husband

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May 21, 2026
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I don’t often feature guest posts, but today I’m doing something a bit different and having my husband guest post (yes, he is real, and no he doesn’t go to another school in Canada.) As many of the long term CHH readers know, he developed an all-consuming special interest/obsession with Paris at the age of thirty-seven (driven in part by his diagnosed OCD) and after he had a mini-feature on Parisian restaurants within my Paris fashion roundup, multiple users clamored for his master list of the best Paris restaurants. I know this is a bit out of my usual wheelhouse and oddly specific, but you guys asked for it, and I think you’ll enjoy his hilarious writing even if you aren’t singularly obsessed with Paris.


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CHH and I had dinner with another couple last weekend. The guy built a multi-tab projection model to gain an edge in our 9-category salary-capped fantasy basketball league. He asked to see my Paris restaurant list, took one look, and told me I was insane.

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