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Not-Toby's avatar

Feeling pretty good about being in my thirties now

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Caleb Smith's avatar

lmao that last tweet got an out-loud laugh from me, something about the genre of tweet where "heinously racist account liked your tweet" cracks me up every time. There's that other one that's like "me and @rapist_nword are going to catholic mass today" that is probably my favorite example of that type of thing

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Myriam Abla's avatar

Good to know what's going on on Twitter for those whole timelines aren't flooded with arguments about autism and the UK Supreme Court!

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Pam B's avatar

My assumption is that 'Ellis Ross' is Tracee's stage name, because that's where the nepo bread is buttered (I like Tracee, but she did get her breaks because she's Diana's daughter!) I believe her father is/was an exec behind the scenes, but the public isn't going to know that.

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I was never given a name's avatar

If you ever get to London and visit the Vagina Museum, be sure to check out the Asshole Museum around back. It's got a lot of neat shit.

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Michael Dervin's avatar

I’m actually disappointed he has a feud with only one NYC Tailor.

Message board culture was intense. I was getting threats in the mail.

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DJ's avatar

Ally Louks is undefeated.

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Theodric's avatar

Is smell doctor lady re-using the same picture of herself or does she literally only know how to do one pose and composition? Someone get her in touch with PhD on the science of social media photos!

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The Zoomer Basket Case's avatar

Dr. Smells is shining in a male-dominated field (not academia, wink wink).

What an inspiration!

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The Cultural Romantic's avatar

Millennial men are really the best. Glad Genz and genx know this.

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Alan Donaldson's avatar

Always appreciate a Mitchell & Webb meme ( "I really feel like if I'm eating some turkey then so should you" )

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KH's avatar

I didn’t know about customizable vagina thing as a Japanese history nerd (to a point getting married to a history teacher and watch YouTube live streaming by historian lol) - ty for sharing!

And this guy looks literally like a sugar daddy… lol

Next up by NYP maybe “why we have so many sushi restaurants these days? GEN Z Sugar babies” just like we saw that in Japan lmao

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DeAja's avatar

"The true origins of covid19" sjssksjskjs

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alguna rubia's avatar

I think it's pretty great that menswear guy extended a fig leaf (for covering shame and nakedness) rather than an olive branch (for proposing peace).

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Noah Weatherby's avatar

so what im hearing is that the Girlboss feminism that millenials grew up with actually works

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Impossible Santa Wife's avatar

The Japanese game reminds me of those “games” that came out in the 80s or so for couples to spice up their married lives. You draw a card and it entitles you to a free massage or something from your partner. Only this sounds like a party game for swingers: Pin The Vajajay On The Crotch!

The cake, besides being adorably cute, is easy to do. The inchworm is made of kiwi fruit slices and strawberry slices. I wonder what Clementine could use for Lowly Worm’s little Tyrolean hat? At any rate, it seems like something an ordinary person with no pastry chef training could do and make look presentable and not be “augh no not before the Instagram pics” when Kiddo makes a mess of it.

The “meat and rice” menu reminds me of an old school bar on Haight Street - Persian Zum Zum I believe it was called - where the owner would only make martinis. Also would kick customers out for really obscure reasons. I am sure it’s gone, like so much else old school Haight, but it was a conversation piece while it lasted.

And I am always here for a good JD Vance couch joke. Tim Walz is right, those guys are weird. I don’t think ol’ JD is the type of weird to carry on the MAGA torch, which is fortunate. (Bush I really couldn’t carry the Reagan torch either; he won because there was, at the time, enough reflected glory from His Ronnieness, Bush wasn’t really *offensive*, and Dukakis was a bad candidate or at least ran a terrible campaign. But Bush I lasted only until a more charismatic Democrat came along with a grand new vision.)

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