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Human Being's avatar

We need a total and complete shutdown of Twitter until we can figure out what the hell is going on.

A guy eats a nice piece of French toast for his birthday and somehow this makes him a Nazi?

A mom concerned that her child has a sunburn because a summer camp isn’t upholding its policies is the bad guy?

Body lotion from CVS is going to make you infertile but Dr Pepper is the key to human health?

It’s like this site is digitally transmitting brain worms to its users.

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Russell Rollins's avatar

"The title alone tells me everything I need to know about this book" is an all timer. That's one of the funniest Tweets I've ever seen. Thank you for your service.

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Katie Gatti Tassin's avatar

First of all, I am on the floor about “thou shalt have hoes in different area codes.” Absolutely sublime. Embrace tradition, reject modernity.

Secondly, the line about 19-23-year-old women being “better hosts for your seed”… The scare quotes around ‘highly successful and educated.’ jail, immediately. Actually, skip jail. I don’t believe in corporal punishment except for this one motherfucking guy. Off with his head.

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Neurology For You's avatar

Menswear guy is the only thing about Twitter I miss, glad to know he is still one-shotting fools who challenge him

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John G's avatar

posting forever is such a misanthropic freak

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