Everything I Learned About Sex I Learned From Austin Powers

I saw Austin Powers when I was eight. I didn't realize it was parody.

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As a little girl in the nineties, my parents were extremely strict about the age-appropriateness of what I watched on television, an artifact of being the eldest (my husband…