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Francis Xavier's avatar

Can't believe this is how I'm using my lunch break. (I had much lower hopes)

Sunnyvale's avatar

My two favorite phrases:

"A color of tremendous pigment"

""Having to do with notes and chords and, frankly, verses"

Also, was the "furniture shopping" a deep cut reference to the "moving on her like a b*tch" part of the Access Hollywood tape? I always thought that was the most bizarre part of that whole recording.

Cartoons Hate Her's avatar

Yes it was! I'm fascinated by the fact that he took a woman furniture shopping as a date (????)

Sunnyvale's avatar

Nice! Yeah, agreed, I found it to be a revealingly weird look into the life of Trump.

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

This is the kind of chaos crossover I didn’t know I needed.

Elmo interviewing Trump about Taylor Swift feels like the moment America finally became self-aware.

Somewhere, Socrates is weeping, and Jim Henson is applauding.

Anne Corwin's avatar

Thank you, I am absolutely cry laughing now. “We said, Barron, these are the birds and these are the bees. And when a bird and a bee love each other very much, they do horrible, disgusting things to each other that you should never think about.”

Michael Ryan's avatar

thank you this is very powerful

Steven S's avatar

strongness

Ethan Allen

you're killing me

Anne Corwin's avatar

You know he’d never say Ikea!

Sean's avatar

Gold doesn’t work with ikea furniture

Bjorn Bellenbaum's avatar

OMG demented Dracula???

GoodGovernanceMatters's avatar

Miss Rachel, terrible! LOL.

Aitor Álvarez's avatar

The sniff shows us this is just Zizek doing a Trump impersonation. FAKE!!!

Matt Barnthouse's avatar

Jordan Peterson is NOT a fan of this

Allisa's avatar

The sniff always kill me

Sttela's avatar

Brilliant

Cartoons Hate Her's avatar

Trump would pronounce this “breeyant”

Christopher Miller's avatar

Wait, we don't want to think about Travis's piece and Taylor's place? I do, good times at euphemism central

Bygone & Buzz's avatar

Omg that’s so random and hilarious!

Paul's avatar

We love your tweets and your articles, and we subscribed for these alleged 4-5 brilliant articles a week, we haven’t read them all yet, but it was the Trump impression, the Elmo, that made us subscribe, they’re great, way better than anything from SNL, which is not a great show, and we find this far more impressive… it’s a lady, on her blog, she’s great, she’s allegedly a beautiful, smart woman, she’s funny, she has interesting things to say, a wonderful mother, she’s always writing, she’s very clever, writes so well, she’s worth a few bucks a week, an incredible woman, we love to read what she has to say.

Nine O’Clock Moscow Time's avatar

The Trump impression is spot on! Right down to the sniffs 😄

Nine O’Clock Moscow Time's avatar

Also, the majestic plural throughout is just inimitable.