""Having to do with notes and chords and, frankly, verses"
Also, was the "furniture shopping" a deep cut reference to the "moving on her like a b*tch" part of the Access Hollywood tape? I always thought that was the most bizarre part of that whole recording.
Thank you, I am absolutely cry laughing now. “We said, Barron, these are the birds and these are the bees. And when a bird and a bee love each other very much, they do horrible, disgusting things to each other that you should never think about.”
We love your tweets and your articles, and we subscribed for these alleged 4-5 brilliant articles a week, we haven’t read them all yet, but it was the Trump impression, the Elmo, that made us subscribe, they’re great, way better than anything from SNL, which is not a great show, and we find this far more impressive… it’s a lady, on her blog, she’s great, she’s allegedly a beautiful, smart woman, she’s funny, she has interesting things to say, a wonderful mother, she’s always writing, she’s very clever, writes so well, she’s worth a few bucks a week, an incredible woman, we love to read what she has to say.
Can't believe this is how I'm using my lunch break. (I had much lower hopes)
My two favorite phrases:
"A color of tremendous pigment"
""Having to do with notes and chords and, frankly, verses"
Also, was the "furniture shopping" a deep cut reference to the "moving on her like a b*tch" part of the Access Hollywood tape? I always thought that was the most bizarre part of that whole recording.
Yes it was! I'm fascinated by the fact that he took a woman furniture shopping as a date (????)
Nice! Yeah, agreed, I found it to be a revealingly weird look into the life of Trump.
This is the kind of chaos crossover I didn’t know I needed.
Elmo interviewing Trump about Taylor Swift feels like the moment America finally became self-aware.
Somewhere, Socrates is weeping, and Jim Henson is applauding.
Thank you, I am absolutely cry laughing now. “We said, Barron, these are the birds and these are the bees. And when a bird and a bee love each other very much, they do horrible, disgusting things to each other that you should never think about.”
thank you this is very powerful
strongness
Ethan Allen
you're killing me
You know he’d never say Ikea!
Gold doesn’t work with ikea furniture
OMG demented Dracula???
Miss Rachel, terrible! LOL.
The sniff shows us this is just Zizek doing a Trump impersonation. FAKE!!!
Jordan Peterson is NOT a fan of this
The sniff always kill me
Brilliant
Trump would pronounce this “breeyant”
Wait, we don't want to think about Travis's piece and Taylor's place? I do, good times at euphemism central
Omg that’s so random and hilarious!
We love your tweets and your articles, and we subscribed for these alleged 4-5 brilliant articles a week, we haven’t read them all yet, but it was the Trump impression, the Elmo, that made us subscribe, they’re great, way better than anything from SNL, which is not a great show, and we find this far more impressive… it’s a lady, on her blog, she’s great, she’s allegedly a beautiful, smart woman, she’s funny, she has interesting things to say, a wonderful mother, she’s always writing, she’s very clever, writes so well, she’s worth a few bucks a week, an incredible woman, we love to read what she has to say.
The Trump impression is spot on! Right down to the sniffs 😄
Also, the majestic plural throughout is just inimitable.